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POEMS: BEST OF THE BEST
Wednesday, 5 April 2006
I DUNNO
Mood:  loud
Now Playing: ISTUUM VACUUM BOWL
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Posted by hiphop/blt at 9:23 PM EDT
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Turn Off the T!V
Mood:  silly
My father gets quite mad at me;
my mother gets upset—
when they catch me watching
our new television set.
My father yells,
Dad (yelling):

“Turn that thing off!”

I say, "No... Shuggey!"

Mom says,


“It’s time to study.”
Child:

I’d rather watch my favorite TV show
with my best buddy.
I sneak down after homework
and turn the set on Marshmellow!
But when she sees me watching it,
my mother yells out,
Mom (yelling):

“No!”
Child: "Shut up."

Dad says,
Dad:

“If you don’t turn it off,
I’ll hang you from a tree!”
Child:

I rather doubt he’ll do it,
‘cause he watches Will and Grace more than me.
He watches the Macaraina Channel all weekend,
and weekday evenings too,
while munching tobacco and weed—
his face looks like a zoo.

So if he ever got the nerve
to hang me from a tree,
he’d spend a lot of time up there—
watching squirrels with me.

The End



Posted by hiphop/blt at 9:17 PM EDT
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Monday, 3 April 2006
Epic Poem
Mood:  surprised
Now Playing: LIME

!Free Verse!

I like football
the turtle went in the lake
and was eaten by a snowflake and
pizza is tasty
you should not be hasty
it is bad
to be ugly
like people who cannot chose muffins correctly and
tadpoles are cute
they make me wanna get down and dance and
my brothers head is fat and its
so fat that he needs to eat chicken with a spoon
and he needs to comb his hair with ice cream and guacamoli
avacados are very fluffy and
They make me wanna get down and dance almost as much as the tadpoles.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
The corn is biting my couch.
Marshmellow.
It is the best orange in lacrosse and
Sardines are smelly and Phlemmish.
The Phlemmians are very Phlemmish.
I like fat people because they jiggle when they walk.
Wesley is a funny name and so is Abner and so is Jorge.
Why would you
APPLE!
sniff a dog, sniff a cat.
they are fat.
fat.
fat.
fat like a donkey.
admit it.
donkeys are fat.
tadpoles arent, but they are cute
and they make me wanna get down and dance.
a dog is eating a plastic baby.
big feet too.
Toddler with a red cape and mask!
Shwoom Shwoom!
Autumn.
Osso bucco is a food and it makes me wanna
I'm a lime.
I am sour.
Oprah!



Posted by hiphop/blt at 7:29 PM EDT
Updated: Monday, 3 April 2006 7:27 PM EDT
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