Welcome to
Ye Olde Hermit Cave
1:31AM -3/20- the cave has been *dramatic echo reverb* TOTALLY AWESOMATED [TOTALLY AWESOMATED][TOTALLY AWESOMATED][totally awesomated...]. except for that ripped part. darn. I'll fix it later.
you enter a dilapidated cave to find stuff, like this. note especially the tunnels in the back.