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Top 3 political statements

• 'Its time we as a nation started to get tax working for our economy' - Tony Blair
• 'How do you spell Iraq? I need to tamper with Mr Blixs report, but if I spell it wrong, I'll look just like the texan twat i really am' - George W Bush
• 'the world will one day be united in its hatred for the global expansion of the marxism ideals' - James Finnely (Office of the order)

welcome to the COSAPW - or the centre of satire and political wit to you. It is here i have just put down all the observations of the governmental situations in the world. You may not agree with my ideas and humour but with the help of fellow satirists Robert Critchard, Tom Scriven and David Statham, i think you will. SO make your self at home and feel those satirical waves flow beneath your body.

Matt 'Captain Satire' Bird



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