*How to annoy the Cops*
When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
Refer to him by his first
name
When he says no, cry.
If he asks you to step out of the
car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
When he asks you to
spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
After you sign the ticket
and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
Bribe him with
donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please"
right when he says it.
When he goes ot read you your rights, sing "La La
La, I cant' hear you!"
Trip and fall into him.
Accuse him of
police brutality when he pushes you away.
Before you sign the ticket,
pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
Chew on the pen,
nervously.
Clean your ear with the pen.
If it's a click pen,
take it apart and play with the spring.
Ask if he has a daughter. If he
says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar...
Act like you are
retarded.
When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him,
quietly.
Or mumble to yourself.
When he tells you to stop, say
what are you talkin about, Dude??
Ask if they know how to make the
donuts.
When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like that!
Ask if he watches Cops.
Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
Giggle if he did.
Talk to your hand.
When he frisks you,
say you missed a spot, and grin.
When he asks to inspect your car, say
there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
Try to sell him
your car.
Ask if you can buy his car.
If he takes you to the
station, Ask to sit in front.
Play with the siren.