MacGregor

when i saw you at the youth center
you played the melodies of my heart
you lifted you thigh, you cocked your head back
and hence the miracle did start

the heavens opened wide like a hooker and a ray of light shone down
you kicked it high, you kicked it loew and you kicked it into the ground


oh, oh andrew macgregor, your kicks are so rad
you kicked it even wider than the moustache of my dad
with one swing of your mighty calve you could kick over a fat man
how could we have known how could we have guessed
that you had the highest kicks in the land

when i saw you at ann's house
i was so amazed i was shocked!
when i saw you scissor kicks i couldn't believe it
when i heard your beats it made my butt rock

the way you took your microphone and wedged it down the front of your pants
i was envious as it passed your nad and your thigh
and the way you shimmied it down as you danced


oh, oh andrew macgregor your kicks are so rad
you kicked it even wider than the moustach of my dad
with one swing of your mighty calve you could kick over a fat man
how could we have known how could we have guessed
that you had the highest kicks in the land....


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