interview with steffi and jenny

so much for studying tonight

i bet

you're crazy in love

i am

lets do our interviews

ok

guess what?

what?

i got a 15% off coupon for la senza girl in my uptown girls DVD... let's go buy stuff

RADDDDDDDDDDD

ok.

interview

ahem.

totally. i don't know what to say.

lets change our screen names sos i can just cut and paste

ok

rad

oops

ok

stephi slaughter, tell me about learning to play guitar

for example, what was the first song you learned?

andrew oye taught me how to play when i was like, 13. the first song i learned was the bevis and butthead theme song... BY FORCE. thanks, andrew.

that must have been quite something

indeed it was

damn

(who is interviewing who here?)

(maybe we just interview each other at the same time... or something?)

ok that's cool

so jenn, as of this very moment, what is your favourite movie?

at this very moment, psycho beach party.

yessssssssssssss

"who do you have to fuck to get a hotdog around here"

i love it

usually it is others, but as of late, Florence Forrest has really come through for me

totally.

Lauren Ambrose is totally hot

hot like a cinder

tsssss!

so. why should we love steffi slaughter?

that's a very good question.

well...

im totally gross and i totally puked on my own jacket once.

totally romance

preach it!

amen!

what makes the sirens so totally rad? how did this magical musical experience come into being? what is behind the kick ass beats?

hot mamas with rock in the pants. or, in mathematical terms,

martinis+rock+booty=sirens

that is true.

now jenn which would you rather be , beans or cornbread, and why?

i would rather be beans. beans ultimately comes out victorious in the ongoing battle of truth, although we know that the world would be a better place if they just got along. they go together like hot cakes and molasses.

shit. its so true

now steph. if you could marry Louie Anderson or Rodney Dangerfield, which would it be, and WHY.

defiantly Louie. i fuckin love those fat people. i love to feel their soft lard between my fingers. i would feed him pie and run my fingers through his rapidly thinning scalp.

of course.

i heard that the sirens formed in a scandal revolving around pie and wet t-shirts. can you tell us a little bit about that?

well it has a lot to do with our love of apple pie, hot tubs and NO BRAZIERS.

lets just say that more than one hobo was found beatin it at the scene of the crime

MORE THAN ONE

is that how you all met?

we met in a college brothel

oh, that's right.

and is it true that Mandy slaughter is a robot? how can someone be so hot and be able to beat the skins so well?

perseverance and good programming

and yes, its true, she IS a robot

what is your favourite word for doing it?

"making time"

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHHAHHAHAHHA

what is yours?

"bagginn babes"

radness

just like Anthony Michael hall in sixteen candles...

"i've never bagged a babe"

i love that little scamp

he only speaks the truth.

but then he totally had a transformation and became the bully... and that is so fucked up. like, his characters in sixteen candles and Edward scissor hands are like, totally opposite! way to go Anthony! he's totally baggin babes now!

would you rather...

yes. he has proven his versatility as an A+ actor

dry hump a dead horse for 10 minutes or lick a hobo's "sores"?

dry hump a dead horse.

i thought so

me too

even thought i HATE horses

i LOVE horses.

that's sick

I'm getting a giant horse head tattoo on my fore-arm tomorrow afternoon

ok.. were not friends

it will say "hee haw" underneath it

HAHHAHAAHAHHAH\

FUCCCCCCCCCK

i totally just won back your friendship

TOTALLY!!!!!!

that's why were friends

that's why

sigh

will the "hee haw" be written on a blue ribbon?

yes

perfect

perfect.

what is your favourite saying?

hmm...

there are so many...

"or I'll eat your soul"... that's a good one

that is a good one

"in the pants"

I'm drawing a blank...

that's funny, cause im drawing you... IN HELLL

someone has turned down my saucy knob

yes!

no... serious... i can't think of anything...

let me get my quote book

what is your fav type of chef Boyardee

chef Boyardee in the garbage.

i prefer alphagetti's

OH NO YOU DI'ENT

actually, i agree

i like zoodles though

i want a big Mac SO BAD right now

they're ok. you can't spell 'sexy beast' or 'Gandalf nooo!' with zoodles, however

totally!

but you can make the animal kingdom tap that ass

no... no you can't

whatever

(amanda is on the phone.. hold on)

ok.

amanda wants to know if you want to go to karaoke?

no not really...

ok. she'll call you tomorrow

ok

do you have school tomorrow?

nope

lets go out for breakfast

want to MAYBE come shopping tomorrow at 1230?

ok maybe

we need to get letter shirts

i don't know for sure if it's going to happen.

yes.. yes we do

no i mean the shopping

anyway... THE INTERVIEW

yes!

that is her contribution

tell her to get on msn!

she's going out

and I'm no longer on the phone with her

oh ok never mind.

but that would have been a good idea

ya...

what are you doing RIGHT NOW?

nothing. AT ALL.

want to come over?

hmmm...

wants to put a hook on it?

SHIT

we can write songs

THAT is my fave quote

totally@

ok. i can come over for like an hour, but i have to go to bed semi-early

radness!

do you want me to bring anything? or get anything on my way?

lets get our usual snack

...

of ...?

FLESH?

!!!!!!gasp!

i already had my fill today, thanks

NO!

i think a tweest will kill me

MORE LIKE 2 CEESEBARGER AND TWEEEEEST!

no!

FUCK YOU

i'm so sorry

i have been forsaken

but you want me to get you one on my way?

no.

i didn't want one anyway

you did too

cheeseburgers are for FAGS

STEPHANIE@

!

HAHAHAHHA

scamp!

serious... I'll get you cheeburger and tweest on my way if you want

but the tweest might make a home on my seat on the way

seriously, though.. i do want cheseburgers

just cheeburgers?

do you want me to come?

maybe they have parfait!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSS

i will come get you. we will go drive through and tweest them

and if they don't.. "NO THANK YOU"

ok. see you soon

bye! interview over!

interview OVER!

(hi 5!)

[hi TEN!]

kisses!

smooches!