As Triple H, Chyna and Terra Ryzing talk over stratigy for this Monday's pay per view, Someone knocks on the door.
Terra Ryzing answers the door...
interviewer: Hello, I would like to get a few comments from the Triple H on a few subjects, If he don't mind.
Terra Ryzing: Hey Hunter, Someone wants to know if they can get a interview with you.
Do ya want me to get rid of him?
Triple H: I think I've got some time for a quick interview.
Let the person in.
Terra Ryzing steps aside and lets the interviewer in the "Kliq" locker room.
The interviewer walks over and sits across from Triple H and Chyna and begins to speak...
interviewer: Thank you Triple H for taking this time to answer some questions.
Triple H: It's no problem at all.
Now what do you have on your mind?
interviewer: Well, I have some questions for each of you but I would like to start with you Triple H.
Triple H: Alright, Ask me anything you want.
interviewer: Ok, My first question concerns someone from your past.
Triple H: Really, And who might that be?
interviewer: "HBK" Shawn Michaels.
Triple H: What about him?
interviewer: Well, He made some comments earlier and I was wondering if you don't mind, If you could comment on what he said.
Triple H: Well, I wouldn't mind commenting on it but you see, My time is very valuable and I don't have the time to waste by watching his crap.
interviewer: If you want to see his comments, I have a tape of it right here.
Triple H: Do I want to see it?
No.
But for this interview, I guess I could make an exception.
The interviewer puts the tape into the vcr and starts the tape.
"Coach"-"Shawn" what are you doing?"
"HBK"-I guess you could say i am going down memory lane.Wow i remember when "Dx" formed.I mean "Triple H" has come a long way since then hasn't he.I mean now he has to walk around with a bodyguard to protect him.I always thought he was just a big ol pussy.
"Coach"-Whoa "Shawn" you don't really mean that...
"HBK"-Well sure i do "Coach".....This is still the same guy who had to slug me from behind just because he was scared to face me face to face.Not a day goes by that i wish someday somewhere i could meet this so-called ex best friend of mine in the ring.But looks like he has his hands busy at the moment.I mean he rather have this big bodyguard "Terra" around then his own woman.Maybe he speaks another language after all
"Coach"-What are you trying to say?
"HBK"-No now all jokes aside and of course you know that im just joking(Smirking).I overheard him say something about "Chyna" having fun in this match.Fun yes very fun if you think me taking a pot or pan and hitting her with it is fun.Or maybe she prefers a toaster,or maybe even hell the stove.I would love to cook "Chyna" up and eat her.......Anyways i gotta go,got to go practice my tongue excerises um i mean mouth movements.
(Screen fades to black)
After the screen fades black, The interviewer turns the tape off and begins to ask...
interviewer: Triple H, after looking at the tape of Shawn Michaels's comments, What are your thoughts?
Triple H: I still can't believe that he is still bitching about what happened months ago.
Hey Shawn, Get over it.
Maybe if you get over it and leave it in the past, Maybe you would win a match.
You wanna go down memory lane?
Ok, Fine, Lets roll on down memery lane some more.
Do you remember that little "Dress On A Pole" match you won?
Now that was a great match.
As a matter of fact, If i'm not mistaken, I do believe that was your only win here in the NWA/SMW.
And I have come along way since those fucked up days in "DX".
I couldn't stand being in "DX".
Hell, You wanna call me a big pussy?
One of the reasons we left "DX" was cause we got tired of all the "behind" the sceens "action" you was into with some of the "boys".
I guess that would make you the real pussy, now wouldn't it.
Maybe thats why when we left "DX", You brought in your "boys".
I think that also explains those "mouth excercises" he was talking about, doesn't it.
But Shawn, No matter how much you run your mouth, No matter how much you call me this or that.
It won't matter, cause you're not going to get a match with me.
Cause you're just not in my league and you are just a waste of my time.
interviewer: Chyna, Do you have anything to add?
Chyna: Yeah, I have something to add.
Shawn, you wanna go around, spitting out lies about the "Kliq" being "mediocre"?
I'm wondering Shawn, wheres "DX"?
Thats right Shawn, "DX" is dead, while this so-called "mediocre" group called the "Kliq" just happens to be all over the "End Of Days" card.
Now thats kinda strange if we're only "mediocre".
And one more thing Shawn, If you can get your lips off of Peaches's ass long enough to show up this Monday night, I'll gladly kick your fuckin' ass and give you yet another loss.
interviewer: Now Triple H, I would like to know your thoughts on "The Wolf Pac's" latest comments.
Triple H: I don't know where my tag team partner is, And I don't know if he's going to show-up.
If he shows up, fine...If not, I can easily find a partner for the tag team match.
As far as my opponents Kevin Nash and Sting go, You are cool with me and I look forward to entertaining the fans with the match we are going to have.
interviewer: And that leads me to Terra Ryzing and your match with Eklyps.
What are your thoughts on your debut match this Monday night with Eklyps.
Terra Ryzing: I am focused on my match with Eklyps.
I'm training everyday, I'm watching past Eklyps matches and I'm getting great advice from Triple H.
I believe I'll be ready for that "Steel Cage" match this Monday night.
interviewer: And on top of that, The special guest referee for your match this Monday will be the "National Heavyweight Champion".
How is that going to impact your match?
Terra Ryzing: It's not going to impact my match one bit.
Peaches is only going to be out there for one reason and one reason only.
And thats to make the three count.
interviewer: I would like to thank you three for giving me this oppertunity to get some comments from you.
Triple H:Anytime, It's our pleasure.
The interviewer grabs his stuff and leaves the "Kliq" locker room.