After returning from a wedding Triple H finds out that "Thanksgiving Mania" has been cancelled, Triple H calls his agent to find out whats going on.
Triple H: Hey man, whats going on?
Why was "Thanksgiving Mania" cancelled?
Agent: I'm not sure but I did find out the new card for "Beat Down" and you are competing on the card.
Triple H: Oh really?
Who am I going to be facing this time?
Agent: You have a "World Wide Title" match against Ace.
Triple H: Your kidding me right? This is the match I've been wanting and waiting for ever since I came back.
Agent: Don't get to excited yet...Theres more.
It's going to be a exploding turnbuckle match.
Triple H: Thats even better...I will take that title from Ace and there won't be a damn thing he will be able to do about it.
Agent: Wait, theres more.
Triple H: Theres More?
Agent: Yeah, The loser of this match will be forced to wear a pink dress for 30 days.
Triple H: A PINK DRESS?...30 DAYS?
Who came up with this crap anyways?
Agent: Linda made this match herself.
Triple H: Well it really ain't going to matter anyways cause I will become the new "World Wide Champion" at all costs.
I will pull out every trick I have to win this match.
I just hope Ace has his pink dress ready to wear for the next 30 days.
Agent: I have all the confidence in the world in you and I know your going to win the "World Wide Title".
Triple H: Your damn right I'm gonna win that belt.
Hell, he better be lucky if I don't put him in the hopital or else he'll have to wear his pink dress in his hospital bed.
Agent: I just thought you should know about this match.
Triple H: Thanks for tellin' me.
Agent: No Problem.
Triple H hangs up the phone and begins to think of a strategy for his "World Wide Title" match against Ace.