"At Armaggedon, I am gonna finish what I started, and take back what is mine!" "I wrestled for 30 minutes with a partially crushed trachea, only to lode the world title. And I get here, and this is the reward I get?" "You want great TV? I'm gonna give you a friggin train wreck!" "But for right now, for right now; I've got a first class ticket to hell. And I just wanna know who's coming with me." "You believe, huh? You believe that you can become the World's Heavyweight Champion, because God said. Well let me tell ya this; in this arena, I'm god!" "Booker, you may be the 5 time WCW champion, but that was then, and this is now. And the fact is, right now buddy, you can't even hold my jock." "Shawn, I am going to walk into Survivor Series the World's Heavyweight Champion, and I am going to walk out of Survivor Series and the Elimination Chamber match, as the World's Heavywright champion. And there is not a damn thing you, or anybody else, can do about it." "Hell, your career ended once in Boston, let's see if I can make lightening strike twice in the same place." "Yeah, I've always got a plan. I'm going to the ring. You tell Shawn Michaels if he wants to find me, that's where I'll be." "Now lemme get this straight, lemme get this straight. I put on a mask, and dressed up like Kane, to screw a amnnequin. You put on a mask like Vince McMahon, to make out with my ex-wife. Now who's screwing who?" "I'm the damn franchise around here, Eric. I'm the World's heavyweight Champion. That's not how you treat me!" "Shawn Michaels is exactly what he has always been, and that's a lot of hot air." "Last week, Kane told me he wanted to screw mw in th trunk of a car. I ask you, I mean, I got a message for Kane, okay. Kane, I am not your type. I'm interested in purely kickingyour ass, and nothing else. Got me? So you just keep your burnt up banana in it's hammock, and you and I will get along just fine." "Let me tell ya something Coach, this is the thing. I don't usually admit stuff like this, but I'm scared of Kane tonight." "Oh, oh, you know; I forgot. I remember now. Kane's chestnuts were roasing over an open fire a long time ago, weren't they Katie?" Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like for you to put your hands together, and give a warm welcome to a cold body; Katie Vic." "Just keep it warm for me...it's good to be champ!" "I've got the body, I've got the ability, I've got the talent and I've got the brains." "You see, I am the greatest world heavyweight champion there has ever been; whether you like it or not, fact is fact." "Well let me explain something to you people. I do not sweat Rob Van Dam. I am not scared of Rob Van Dam. And as much as you might love him, you've got to come to the realization that Rob Van Dam is not championship material." "The way I see it, lucky you; because tonight, you don't have to get in the ring with me. Lucky you." "Let me tell you something Coach; I'm Triple H. I am The Game. I am the world heavyweight champion. It doesn't matter who I face at Unforgiven." "You know something, when you're as good as I am, you get used to people looking at you like that. You get used to jealous expressions coming your way. When you're that damn good, it's an every day occurance." "And you know Eric, I gotta hand it to you. You are a much better judge of talent than my ex-wife is." "You see Eric, as it turns out, The Next Big Thing, has no balls." "Brock Lesnar knows that he doesn'y belong in the same ring ith me. Brock Lesnar knows that he can't hang with me in this ring. Brock Lesnar doesn't even belong speaking my name. The fact is, that the second I beat The Undertaker to become the number 1 contender, Brock Lesnar knew that his days as champion were numbered, and he ran with his tail between his legs." "That is the last time you will ever hear that Shawn Michaels crap again. Last night at Summer Slam, I crippled Shswn Michaels. Shawn Michales did not even belong in the same ring with me. Now Shawn Michaels will never het in the ring again. As a matter of fact, Shawn Michaels will probably never even walk again." "So Brock, oh the mistakes of youth. Twenty-five years old, just a boy; just a boy and the Undisputed Cha,pion of the world." "I also told you Brock, that when you came out here on Raw, with your shiny new championship belt around your waist, that I would be waiting. So here I am. Now you, my fiend, owe me." "I just wanna know one thing. Are you man emough to play The Game?" "The last image that anyone will have of Shawn Michaels is of him being a bloody, crippled mass in that ring. And regardless of whether you sanction it or not, it will be an image that will live in their minds, in your mind, in my mind...forever." "Why don't you bend over, because I can't tell from here." "Brock, when you walk in that building with your new shiny belt around your waist, know one thing...I'm gonna be waiting for you." "So Shawn, if you want your moment in the sun, if you want your chance to shine, then Shawn I suggest you sign these, and you get these papers back to me as soon as possible. You take care of this business, and I'll take care of you...personally." These papers, when signed, state that I can have my way with Shawn Michaels at Summer Slam, and there's not a damn thing anybody can do about it." You know, nine out of ten times, what takes place in this ring is business. See, that's the way I do it. Everything I do in this ring, it's business to me. Except for this time. See, at Summer Slam, Shawn Michaels vs Triple H, this one's personal. It's very personal." "I'm telling Shawn Michaels the truth when I tell him that I am coming to Summer Slam, not to fight him, not to defeat him, but I am coming too maim you Shawn. I am coming to end your career. I've done it before in this very ring. I've ended careers. Yours will be no different." "Listen, don't get your panties in a bunch, huh?" "Now I'm looking you in your eye and you're telling e you didn't do thid and I believe you. I believe you because I don't think you have the balls to do what someone did to Shawn Michaels" "Maybe you missed it; maybe you missed it, but I was in the ring when Shawn was attacked numb-nuts" "You think I did this? F*CK YOU!" "Well it's time to face facts Shawn. And the fact is, The Game has passed you by. The fact is Shawn, now I am the showstopper. Now I am the icon; and you Shawn, your career in this ring...it's over!" "I don't solve my problems is a parking lot; I solve them in this ring." "I'm asking you not to take your ball and go home like Stone Cold did." "SUCK IT Steph!" "And you know Eric, I could come over here, and I could look you dead in the eye, and I could say SCREW YOU; and I don't think you'd like it very much. On the other hand, I could look at Steph over here, and I could say SCREW YOU, and well, quite frankly I know she likes it." "Sunday; this Sunday, I will hear everything that you have to say. I will hear it all, from all sides. And I'll make my decision this Sunday at Vengeance." "Well you know, now that I think about it, with his relationship with Chuck right now and that partnership, maybe they still call him Mr. Ass, I dunno". "I am going to get my shot. I am going to get my chance. I am going to get back what is mine. What I sweat for, what I bleed for, what I LIVE for. My law! In just 3 day's time, I get my chance at redemption. When I become the undisputed champion at King of the Ring". "See ya in hell Deadman!" Now Billy; Billy, listen. I'm really glad that you and your partner, you and your partner have found a whole new meaning to the phrase "Suck It". But Billy, you come to this ring, the only thing you're gonna be sucking on is the end of this sledgehammer." "Deadman, get your ass out here! Vince, you bring his ass to this ring or you ain't having a show! Because I'm not leaving this ring until I get the Undertaker tonight!". "You wanna talk about giving someone a opportunity? How about giving me the opportunity! 'Cause I guarantee you this...you give me the chance, you won't be leaving with this!" "...So now, my focus is no longer on Lance Storm; and my focus is no longer on Chris Jericho. My focus is back where it should have always been, and always will be. And that is once again becoming the WWE Undisputed Champion". "You know, while I admire your guts, and bravado to come out here and get in my face, why don't you go back and win a couple of world titles before you decide to jump on the Game, alright pal?" "Let me explain something to you. I AM a lot of things. I am everything that I say I am. But the one thing that I definitely am not, is a good guy. So if you feel like playin' the Game, then jack I'm standing right here". "This Sunday, I am gonna take Chris Jericho straight to hell". "Reality is Vince...Here I Am! And that's the way it is today, the way it will be tomorrow, and the way it will be forever. Vince, you knock me down, I'm gonna get right back up and get in your face. And every single time I get up, I am gonna get that much closer to you, Vince. Sooner or later, I'm gonna get close enough, and when I do, I'm gonna chew you up and spit you out". "...but I'll tell you what isn't a lie, Vince. It's the fact that Anna-Nicole Smith over here is just waiting for the billionaire to kick the bucket so she can collect the cash! And I'll tell ya what. You get in my face any more, and I'm gonna speed up the process!" "Look at her Vince. Look how she's looking at me. Do you think that Stacy wouldn't want a young stud who would pay close attention to every detail of her young body, and who could keep her satisfied all night long? Or...would she want a wrinkled up old bastard with bad breath and a bad toupe?" "Are you gonna destroy me Vince, or is everything that comes out of your mouth bullshit?" "That Championship is what I love. It is my religion, it is my law." "Stacy, you can't make me come by just telling me to." "Hogan keeps asking the question "Whatcha gonna do brother". Well let me tell you what I'm gonna do this Sunday at Backlash. I will make no mistakes. And Hulk Hogan, when you step into the ring for the World Wrestling Federation Undisputed Championship - MY Championship - The answer to your question will be quite simple. I am going to kick your ass!" "In ten days at Backlash, you and I are gonna fight. This is not gonna be some clash of the egos like you and Rock had at Wrestlemania, all due respect. This one is gonna be a fight. It's gonna be a fight for everything that I have, and everything that I am. It's gonna be a fight...so over the next ten days, until Backlash; the next time you barge into my locker room, I'm gonna take it as an act of aggression, and I'm gonna respond accordingly." "When you look across the ring at me, and you look into my eyes, you are not immmortal, you are not an icon; you are just like everybody else. You are an obstacle, and I will run you over. And that is not a threat, that is not a warning; that is just a fact! Because brother, I am THE GAME...and I AM THAT...DAMN...GOOD!" "She was innocent Stephanie and then she got with corruptable Hunter" ~ Triple H on Opie and Anthony "Nothing will come between me and the Undisputed Championship, not even the Immortal Hulk Hogan. Because brother, I am The Game, and I am THAT DAMN GOOD! "You know something Dead Man? You're right; you did beat me last year at Wrestlemania. But that was then and this is now. And right now I AM the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And I've got fifteen pounds of gold over there that says you can't beat my ass again!" "Well let me set you straight. You ain't seen nothin' yet...if you screw with me, I promise I'll make your life a living hell!" "Vince, Angle, it doesn't matter to me. As far as I'm concerned...GAME ON!" "This Monday night on Raw, I will still be the World Wrestling Federation Champion...and Stephanie will be GONE from the World Wrestling Federation!" "...You see, you went into Wrestlemania thinking you were unbeatable, that you were the imovable object. But what you didn't take into consideraton is that you were coming up against the unstoppable force!" "First of all Jericho; Liberace called and said he wants his pajamas back!" "Stephanie, one more time Monday night, you get a chance to play The Game. And this time, if you lose...it's GAME OVER!" "You see, I am sick of looking at you, I am sick of your whiny little voice, and I am sick of your bitch attitude. I want you out of my business...I want you out of my life!" "...Last night at Wrestlemania, in front of 68,000 people, I defeated Chris Jericho and became the Undisputed World Wrestling Federation Champion. And all of the doubts went away, because I proved to myself, I proved to the world, I proved to Chris Jericho; that I AM The Game, and apparently I am THAT...DAMN...GOOD!" "You see, pain is just temporary. But The Game, Chris, The Game is forever!" "She does stink, doesn't she, Lucy?" "Wait a minute...you said everything was split 50/50. I just wasn't sure what half you wanted". "Listen, why would you want the dog in the first place? Isn't one BITCH in the house enough?" "And, since it is your box, appropriately, it's a large box". "Well now Steph, I'm not a legal genious, but I'm pretty sure you can't bust a guy for telling the truth." "Come on Chris, it'll be just you, me and the great wide open over here. What do ya say?" "You don't know what I mean?...Let me tell you what I mean...Let me make it a little more clear for ya...you see Steph, even a 747 looks small when you're flyin' it into the Grand Canyon"! "Ya know Steph, maybe it was not so much that it was the Game that was short...maybe it was the field I was playing on was just too damn big"! "But you know, as they say...life's a bitch...then ya marry one!" "...As I look into your eyes tonight, I see you for what you truly are...A no good lying bitch"! "Without sounding sappy, I want to thank the fans who didn't forget about me during the past eight months" "Just in case you've forgotten, let me tell you just who the hell I am, I am The Game! And you can bet your ass I'm back!" "When will you realize that the whole world does not revolve around what you want?" "Why dont you make a contribution to my sanity right now, and do the one thing you never seem able to do..... Shut Up! "Like the song says it ain't bragging if you can back it up, and I can back up every single word I say because I am the Game and I am that damn good. " "Friends my Ass Steph" "You know I said this once and I'll say it again. Kurt Angle is the World Wrestling Federation Champion because I have allowed it." "Linda McMahon, I am going to tell you this, and I'm going to say it nicely one time. Because I am the game, and this is NOT a game, you had better keep your ass out of my business." "Make your way down here and get in this ring and feel my fire, cause your gonna burn bitch burn" "Austin 3:16 huh? Well, paragraph 3:16 says, Pal, you can't touch me." "Austin is laying flat on his back, in some cheap hospital bed in Minnesota with his legs in the air like some cheap prostitute" "Oh you can cheer, but he won't come. Even Austin is smart enough to know when to stay away." "Unfortunately for you, at Wrestlemania, for you it will be time to play The Game!" "For Christ sakes you have a billion dollar company, stocks coming out your ass and you can't even get a mic to work?" "Come on, show some of that testicular fortitude you always talk about, and make the walk. Get in the ring with The Game." "So ladies, have a ball, Merry Christmas, and may the breast woman win." "Ladies and gentlemen, today marks the dawning of a new era in the World Wrestling Federation...the McMahon-Helmsley Era." "Easy, Vince! Now, I know earlier that you said that anyone who wasn't a family member or anybody that wasn't invited shouldn't get involved in this, but I really felt, I mean, I really, from the bottom of my heart, felt that you should take a look at this." "...And to Chyna, come out here and get your ass kicked, you big jacked up bitch." "You might not be able to handle the Game, but I'll at least let you ride my bench." "You can't even draw a walk, because you're not playing with anyballs." "Two toasters? I could never heat up that many buns at once!" "I'll tell ya what Jack; you stick your' nose in my business and you will go right back on that crippled shelf where I left you last time we were in the ring together."