3 men were stuck in a desert. They would do anything for water food etc. One day they came to and old house. The first guy said I'll go see who lives there. He went up and knocked on the door. An old lady answered the door. She was so ugly and scary looking, the man turned around and puked...and ran away. The guy went back and told them, "Oh Man, there is the ugliest old lady there. She's full of pimples and the nose looks like it’s been broken 40 times!" "Oh My God man…Pull your self together," said the second man. "I'll go u big wimp," said the third man. So the man set out for the house. When he got there he knocked on the door and waited. The old lady came to the door. The Man had to admit she was ugly. But he asked, "Ma'am we have been stuck in the desert for a week and are very hungry and thirsty. Could we come in and get a drink and maybe something to eat?" The old lady thought for a moment then said, "I'll grant you 3 wishes if you screw me." "Ok," the man said and went in the house. The old lady went to the kitchen and cleared the counter. "Right here," the old lady said. She lies on the counter and spread her legs. The man didn't want to screw the lady...but did need a car and food and money. On the counter were three pieces of corn. The man took one and began to screw the lady with it. The lady started squirming and moaning. When he was done, he through the corn out the window. Then said to the lady, "Ok now I wish for food and water.” "Ok" The lady said. She smiled at the man “If you do that again...you can have my car." "Ok”, the man said. So he took the corn and began to screw the lady with it. Then when he was done he threw it out the window. The lady now has so many orgasms she was moaning and groaning. She said if you do that again you can have all my money. So the man did. When he was done he threw it out the window. The man took all the stuff and left the old lady's house. When he got outside the other two guys were there. "Oh Man,” the guy said "You just missed the best 3 pieces of buttered corn ever..."

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