A lady was pregnant with 3 babies. She got shot 3 times and 1 bullet went in each baby. She survived when she gave birth though. As the boys got older, one day one of the boys came up to her and said, “Mom, Mom I was wanking and the bullet came out.” The mother replied, “Its ok, it’s natural.” The next day, the second boy came to his mom and said, “Mom, Mom” and his mom butted in and said, “Let me guess, you were wanking and the bullet came out.” The boy replied, “Yeah.” The next day, the third boy comes to his mom and said, “Mom, Mom” and his mom butted in and said, “Let me guess, you were wanking and the bullet came out.” The boy replied, “No, I was wanking and I shot the dog.”

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