This guy walks into a bar with a 12" pianist. The pianist starts playing in the bar. A guy notices and askes the guy, "Where did u get that?" The guy answers, "Oh, I was walking here and i found a lamp and rubbed it. Then a genie came out and i made a wish." The other guy goes, "Cool, can i try?" The guy's like, "Sure, go ahead." So, the guy makes a wish and a few minutes later, there are a million ducks all around the room. Then, the guy goes, "Hey, I didnt say a million ducks, I said a million bucks." Then, the other guy says, "Ya, and you think I wished for a 12" pianist?"

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