There were 2 black men and one white man stranded on a desert. But the catch was there was only one boloney sandwich. The white man came up with an idea. "The person who has the best dream tonight will get the sandwich," he said. They all agreed on it. The next day the first black man said, "I had a dream about Britney Spears." The second black guy said, "I had a dream about Jennifer Lopez." Then the white guy said,"Yankie Doodle went to town riding on a pony, while you suckers was asleep I ate your damn boloney."

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