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In a message dated 8/10/2002 4:54:47 PM Pacific Daylight Time, rkatzrule@hotmail.com writes: "Purely Insane" By Kurtus, Michelle, and Chelsea (Okay, just so you know, each little part has been written by each author, so the styles change often. Myep) By: Chelsea Chelsea and Michelle and Kurtus (how he wants to be called), were im-ing each other on the Internet.? Wouldn?t it be exciting that we could visit some other universe and tear them up!" said Chelsea's instant message. "I think you got to lay off the killing stuff, it would be cool," replied Kurtus instant message. "That would be a good thought, keep imagining..." said Michelle. They were on the same site reading Zim fan fiction. All Of a sudden the screen turned a blinding white light and sucked them all in a swirl of other computer screens as they were swallowed in the depths of the technology world... All three of them fell on the rocky hard surface of a dingily, soft-colored room. Chelsea looked up, dazzled and confused, into the eyes of a very overexcited human in round glasses and a deep black trench coat. Her mouth fell open.... it was the guy of her dreams, Dib. Michelle finally got up and looked at the other three. Then, it stuck her that Chelsea was up. "Are you all right?" she asked her. Chelsea was still goggling at Dib, as if she was fascinated by it. "Hey, could you get off me please!" said a kind of muffled yell. "Woops! sorry Kurtus," said Michelle crawling off Kurtus so he could breathe. "Boohoo, my head!" Kurtus exclaimed, pulling himself off the ground, and looking at his surroundings, "Hey, where are we?" "Zimmy land!" Michelle cheered, "And there's Dib!" "How'd you know my name.... and WHERE'D you come from?" Dib shouted, pointing an accusing finger at all of us. Chelsea stood up, with a look of part shock, part awe, "We know ALL about you. I'm a big fan! We know Zim's an alien...He's a stupid alien too. AND HE'LL DESTROY THE WORLD...or at least, he'll try too." "CALM DOWN!" Kurtus said, hitting Chelsea in the back of the head. "Why don't you calm down, BRICE!" she retorted (ouch, BIG word) Michelle piped up, tired of being left out of the story, "LOOK, A GIANT SQUIRREL!" Chelsea turned around, "WHERE?" Dib began to back away, "Oooooookay, I think I'll go now..." "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Chelsea screamed, grabbing onto his arm, "YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET!" "Get her off of me," Dib exclaimed fearfully. "Why don't we go get brain freezies?" Kurtus asked, and Chelsea immediately ran up to the group, letting the circulation return to Dib's arm. "Mmm.cherry doom," Michelle said as the three walked down to the 24/7. "You're coming too!" Chelsea exclaimed. Dib had really no choice but to go. Two sugar-high girls could be very dangerous. [AN: And suddenly we change the style of writing to a lazier, cheesier form. Watch!] By: Michelle KURTUS:OK COME ON! GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF! *KURTUS PULLS CHELSEA OFF OF DIB* CHELSEA: DIBBY...NOOOOO! MICHELLE: WELL, I THINK THAT WE ARE GOING TO LOOK WEIRD TELLING EVERYONE THAT WE GOT SUCKED THROUGH OUR COMPUTER SCREENS!!!! *PEOPLE START WALKING BY* BY STANDER: HEY! LOOK AT THE FREAKS MICHELLE: UH, OH YEAH GUYS, UMMMM, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS...BUT WE LOOK REAL, EVERYONE ELSE LOOKS...WELL LIKE A CARTOON! DIB:I THINK I'VE GOT IT! YOU WERE ALL ON THE SAME WEBSITE OBSORBING THE SAME SATELITE RECIEVERS ON EACH WEBPAGE, THEREFORE IT FORMED A SIGNAL SIMALER TO THE BERMUTA TRIANGLE, BUT THIS TRIANGLE WAS AN EQUALATERAL, WHEN YOU FORMED AN ISOCELESE, THEREFORE ABSORBING YOU INTO THE VERY WORLD YOU BELIVED IN. ALL: WHAT! DIB: YOU'RE SUCKED INTO THE FUTUER TWO DEMENTIONAL WORLDS! ALL:OK CAN THEY GET BACK TO THEIR OWN WACKY WORLD, OR WILL THEY BE STUCK IN THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR BOYS AND GIRLS? ~Later, at the 24/7~ By: Chelsea Dib: So...In your world, we're just some TV show? Chelsea: Yep, and you've been cancelled. *Takes a big sip of the brain freezy* Arrrrg brain freeze! The pain! *Runs around in circles screaming* Kurtus: Um...Ooooookaaaaaay...As Chelsea was saying, you have been cancelled, but NEVER FEAR! The fans are trying really hard to get you guys un-cancelled. Michelle: Hey...guys...We're all cartoon-y now... Chelsea: *stops running* Huh? Oh yeah... Kurtus: How'd that happen? Dib: [Not another speech] Well, it seems our dimension is affecting you somehow making you look more like us. Chelsea: Hey, I understood you that time! Yay. I love those little speeches.... Dib: Someone should issue a restraining warrant on you. Chelsea: Awe...but there are so many fan girls. What about them? Dib: *shocked* you mean...there are more people...like you? Chelsea: Yep. They are just as obsessed. Michelle and Kurtus: I love fishes 'cause they're so delicious! GONE GOLD FISHIN'! Chelsea: I have a Dib shirt, but it's too big, so I use it as a nightshirt. Dib: That's creepy. Chelsea: Yes. Yes it is. Michelle: My brain freezy is getting cold. Could we discontinue this Dib and Chelsea moment? Dib: Finally Chelsea: Okee dokee! Kurtus: How can a brain freezy get cold? It's cold to begin with. Michelle: It just CAN! Don't ask questions. Kurtus: But it's impossible! Michelle: DO NOT QUESTION ME! I CONTROL YOUR ARMS! Kurtus: No you don't! ~Four Hours Later~ By: Michelle Chelsea *sleeping* Dib: They're still fighting. Michelle: Fine! Pinto beans ARE green. Kurtus: I'm glad you see things my way. Chelsea: *waking up* Huh? Where am I? Oh yeah...Zimmy land... Dib: By: Oh I don?t care Michelle, Kurtus, and Chelsea left the 7-11 food palace. Chelsea was clutching Dibs arm. Michelle and Kurtus where not speaking to each other. They all looked around. It looked like a very vivid dream. It was painfully colored dingy purple sky and deformed looking people and animals. "Where are we going now?" asked Kurtus, looking around at Dib and Chelsea. Suddenly Dib was running away into a bush. "Wait for me!!!? Chelsea wailed as Dib was moving faster and faster. Michelle, Kurtus, and Chelsea started running after him, leaving their brain freezies behind. Dib dove into a bush. Chelsea was right behind him. Then Kurtus entered, but Michelle stayed out. "Hurry Up!!" yelled Kurtus but she did nothing of the sort. "Look! It?s Zim's house!? she said. By: ME YAY! {D} cut it out {C}*hugs dib* you are so brave my Dibby! {D}That?s it I'm calling the crazy house!!!!!! {K}NO! PLEASE!!! {M}Wait lets get Zim :) "Leaving Chelsea behind to hug Dib, Michelle and Kurtus run quickly to Zim?s house! {Z} Hello! {K} Uh...Hi, we're irkens too, see were green! {M}Yeah! {Z} Hey! So you are not earthstinks?! {M}Right {Z} Well come on in! {K}Uh we just need u to take care of dib {G}Want to play with the water? *Gir wets Kurtus and Michelle revealing that all that made them green was some Jell-O and fake eyes* {Z} GET THEM! *Back to Chelsea and dib. {C}No! Don?t take me away {Officer}Boy she is crazy {K}*running in* WAIT! {G}LETS HAVE A PICNIC! {M}NO! [AN: Don't you just HATE when we change the writing styles suddenly?] By: Chelsea ~Somewhere not in the human colon~ Michelle: *running away from the evil lawn gnomes* I told you we should have never went into Zim's house!! Kurtus: *also running* Wha? No you didn't? This whole thing was your idea! Michelle: I thought the Jell-O would work! Mmmmmm...Jell-O.... [Mmmm...I like Jell-O] ~Kurtus and Michelle's argument is cut short when they see Chelsea being taken away by two officers~ Kurtus: Hey, where are they taking Chelsea? Michelle: I don?t know, let's go see... *So they go see what is going on. Amazing, no?* Officer: Stand back! This girl is crazy! Chelsea: No I'm not! Kurtus: She's not...really...! Officer: You know her? Michelle: She has just had too many brain freezies, that's all. Officer: Oh. Okay. Bye then! *So the officer drives away* Chelsea: Whooo! That was spooky! Dib: I still think you're crazy! Chelsea: Hey! I'm one of your better fans! I don't believe in SLASH! Michelle: *shudders* Ugh...stupid SLASH writers...Ugh... Dib: What's SLASH? Chelsea: Well...the sick people think that...um...YOU AND ZIM LIKE EACH OTHER. Dib: O_o That's sick...I suddenly don't feel well... Chelsea: I don't believe that...See? I AM a good Dib fan. Dib: Ooooookaaaay. Just don't go all insane on me again and we'll call it even...kay? Chelsea: Okay Michelle and Kurtus: Yay! Now Dib won't be afraid of us anymore. *Suddenly Zim walks up, sorta out of nowhere* Zim: Not so fast, HUMANS! Chelsea, Dib, Michelle, and Kurtus: ZIM! GIR: It's the Jello peoples! Chelsea: GIR! Awe...how kyoot! Wait...Jello people? Kurtus: Long story... By: ME! Chelsea: You fool! you will never destroy the earth! Zim: Hush up Earthstink Chelsea: My molecules are better than yours! Zim: Blah Blah "Bad comeback" blah Chelsea: argue Michelle: That sounds like us! Kurtus: Yeah! Michelle: Lets go get some soda! Kurtus:Yeah I never drank a cartoon soda before! Dib: Uh...I will go with you. *with that chelsea turned her head in aw and followed dib to the soda place* _Scene at soda place_ Chelsea: It sure is nice her, but, I wanna go home, I miss my friends. Kurtus: I miss the BLUE sky.....oh yeah, and my friends too! Michelle: WEll i guesse i wanna go home too! Dib: Well we have to find out how! But I'm only a cartoon character and i cant write the rest. By: Chelsea These big gaps are annoying. Will the torment never end? Chelsea: Mmm...cartoon soda is soooo...animated. [AN: look, I made a joke] Michelle: *slurp* Ya know Kurtus...Pinto beans aren't really green... Chelsea: PSH, that was soooooo three chapters ago! Dib: What?! Kurtus: FORGET IT! What about going home... Chelsea: I don't wanna go home! *pouts* Michelle: But you just said that you wanted to go home. Chelsea: I didn't write that. Kurbus did. Kurtus: The name's Kurtus! Kurtus Sietz! *bites Chelsea's head* [AN: Another inside joke here] *Chelsea runs around screaming* Dib: I feel left out of this story. Chelsea: *throws Kurtus against the wall* Awww...sorry 'bout that. I'll put more of you in the story. Dib: Thank you. Kurtus: *stands up* I'm okay! I think my spine has exploded, but I'm fine! Michelle: YAY! Tile grout! *Everyone stares at Michelle* *Zim burts through the door of the soda shop* Zim: Grr... *Gir summersaults in* [AN: Awww...how kyooot] Gir: Yes master... Zim: I wasn't talking to you. I was saying Grrr...not Gir. Gir: Tile grout! Michelle: Awe, can I keep him? Dib and Kurtus: No! Dib: There's too much insanity here ALREADY... Chelsea: Thank you. Zim: Silence humans! You're noise is giving me a headache.... Kurtus: YAY! Dib: You will not take over the earth, ALIEN! Chelsea: Go Dib! *holds up a flag that says 'Dib' on it* Kurtus: Ugh...not this again... Zim: These new humans are spooky... Dib: That's because they came from another dimension. Zim: Oh...In that case...will they be going home? Michelle and Chelsea: Noo! Kurtus: Why do you want to stay here? Our friends are at OUR home... Chelsea: 'Cause Dib's here... Michelle: Hello. Earth to Kurtus! THIS IS PARADISE! Zim: Now I KNOW you're insane. Chelsea: I bet Kurtus wants to go back because TASMIAH'S there. Kurtus: DON'T MAKE ME BITE YOUR HEAD...again... Gir: I like brains Michelle: *acts like a zombie* BRAAAAAINNNNSSSSSS.... Dib: SHUT UP!!!! *Everyone stares at Dib* Dib: Can I say something...? By:Michelle Dib stands up on the table and throws his soda can at Zim's head. Zim gained a scarlet mark on where the can had hit him; he look livid. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Michelle were doubled up with laughter. "It is not funny," yelled Dib, fiercley. But just then, when Dib wasn't looking, Dib was hit. He was lying unconcious on the floor. Chelsea let out a wimper while Zim took the liberty to plunge them all into darkness, away from conciousness..... Kurtus woke up, feeling the back of his head. "Where are we," he said lazyily. " I dunno...," said Chelsea, she sounded serious, for once. They were all tied tightly onto a platform. Dib was tied onto a space ship shaped thingy, far away from the other three. "Muaaaahahahhahahahah," Yelled Zim, as if he just conquered the world. "I have kidnapped you....hahaha. But then suddenly, he look livid agian. "What do you think you are doing!,"He yelled at Michelle, Kurtus, and Chelsea. As for them, they were gazing around the labortory, with high interest in their faces. [AN: The changing of writing style bugs me too. Don't worry, the end is nearing] By: Chelsea Zim: WHAT'S THIS? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEAR ME! I AM THE AMAZING ZIIIIM! *echos* Chelsea: *rolls eyes* You're not so "Amazing." Dib's the REALLY amazing person. You're just stupid. Dib: Suddenly having a fan doesn't seem so bad after all. Chelsea: ~SQUEE~ [AN: I do this alot] Kurtus: Um...I hate to interrupt this...eh..."heartwarming" sanity moment, but we're kinda about TO DIE! Zim: See! HE fears me. Kurtus: Hey, I don't fear you! You REALLY are a moron. Michelle: Doom doom doom doom doomy doom...etc.. Zim: *covers his invisible ears* NOOOOOOOOOO! Not again! This is too much! *Crashes into the computer screen, causing an electrical shortage. Everyone was released from their restraints* Dib: YAY! I'm free. Zim: I can't believe this! Dib and his crazy friends actually foiled my brilliant plan! Chelsea: *does a victory dance* We won, we won! I have been waiting for this moment for a LOOOONNG time! Dib: What moment is that? Chelsea: Where I meet Dib, we infiltrate Zim's base, and WIN! Kurtus: Really? Chelsea: Yep. Dib: That's creepy. Kurtus: Now, I guess we have to go home... Michelle: I don't want to go! Chelsea: Neither do I... Kurtus: But we have LIVES back home... Chelsea: Ever since Invader Zim came out, I have dreamt of this...Now you're telling me I have to go back to reality...? Dib: It might be better that way. Who knows what the effects of this dimension could have on you. Chelsea: I can't argue with Dib... Michelle: I can't believe you! We can't go back! Cartoon soda is too yummy! Kurtus: Well...Dib's right. It could be dangerous to stay here. Chelsea: Okay...Dib, do you have a camera? Dib: *pulls out a camera from nowhere* Yeah, why? Michelle: Set it so it can take the picture automaticly. Dib: Okay... ~Dib sets the camera, like he is told. Everyone gets in a picture pose, with Chelsea standing next to Dib. Michelle had grabbed Zim, who was offscreen, and made him stand between her and Kurtus. The camera flashed, and a picture popped out~ Chelsea: *grabbing the picture and stuffing it in her pocket* Well, how do we get back...? Dib: [AN: another speech...Awe...] We could use Zim's malfunctioning computer to take you to the website you were on before you were sucked in, thus taking back to you're own dimension... ~So, Dib did just that...and it was time to go...Awww...~ Chelsea: I guess this is goodbye. *hugs Dib* Michelle: See ya...I hope...*hugs Dib, then hugs Zim* Kurtus: Bye...Don't worry, I won't hug you. That would be weird... ~With the push of a button, a blinding flash sucked the three into the real world~ ~In Chelsea's room~ Chelsea: *The song Twilight is playing in the background* Ow...my head...what a weird dream. Wait'll I tell Kurtus and Michelle! *Reaches into her pocket, and finds there is somthing in there. What could it be? READ ON, you fools! She pulled out a picture of her, Dib, Michelle, Zim, and Kurtus* Or maybe it wasn't a dream... At Kurtus's House: Kurtus: WOW! I've gotta call chelsea! "RING" Chelsea:Hello? Kurtus: WOW! that was so kool! CHelsea:it was'nt a dream check your e-mail! Kurtus: *checks email and see's the pic. Kurtus... CHelsea:... Kurtus: WHOA! I CANT BELIVE THIS, lets see if we can go back... Chelsea: Tried it, the website has been shut down! Kurtus: Well, maybe someday when were ready Chelsea: I am ready Kurtus: NO! I mean you gotta pack your bags Chelsea: Anyways, I wonder why michelle has'nt CALLED US? In the Invader Zim world! *Michelle and Gir dance at the lououe* Michelle:I'm so glad that the website shut down before I could get back Gir: YAY! Michelle: But...Uh, how will I ever see them again Gir: Who cares! Michelle: Doom, doom, doom, etc! 'END!