I would like to dedicate this site to you sugarbear, it's all about you. I'm not too proud of it but, fuck it, it's late and I want to go to sleep. Just know that I am going to be with you for a long, long time and there is noting you can do about it. Me and you forever. I want to give you something....Here have the Keys to my heart.
You said you wanted this web site to be three things, 1)Beautiful, 2)Sweet, and 3)Funny. Well to make it funny let me end it with a little joke. This is how you can tell if your man is totally in love with you:
They let you see the remote control
They rub your feet for 1-2 minutes, right before requesting some brains
They use "we" when they used to use "I" ("We can't go out tonight. We're giving me a blowjob")
