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	"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
	“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time”
	"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
	“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.”
	“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”
	“If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

"Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”