Have You Ever Noticed :
You watch a movie for almost three hours~
then miss the ending because company comes or the phone rings....
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That no one ever gets a ticket on t.v. ~
for not wearing their seatbelts.
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And all police chases must include a car going through a plate glass window.
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Undercover cops are too good to be spotted,
especially when wearing dark sunglasses.
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Have you noticed that when  you are
really hungry...all you see is food on the t.v.
No place to be ~ if you are on a diet...
 
 

Some Things You Never See On T,V.

A Housewife  looking like a housewife...

Anyone having trouble finding a parking space.

Haunted Houses that are locked.

That women, who being chased, never get away without falling down and tripping.

You never see an 'Ugly' good guy.

No one ever mumbles, stutters, or says
um.....

You never see anyone go to the bathroom, or say hey I gotta go see a man about a horse..

You never see anyone pick their nose..

You never see the bad guys win.

The  women never carry purses when they are running.
Where do they put their stuff ??

You never see anyone clipping coupons..

You never hear anyone snoring...and all the woman wake up with make-up on..

You never see someone lock their keys inside their car , then struggle to get them out.

You never see anyone taking out their garbage.
What do they do with it ??

And you never see or hear the laugh track match the  funny lines...