One Day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her
husband a fishing reel for
his birthday,
After selecting one, she inquired as to its cost.
The owner replied," I'm sorry,
ma'am, but I'm blind and cannot see what reel you have.
If you drop it on
the floor, I'll recognize it and be more of a help."
So she did just
that. After hearing it hit the floor, the owner said,
"That's the Johnson Model 9400. It'll be $40.00."
The woman decided to take it so
she went to pick it up off the floor.
Upon bending over,
she laid a stinky, squeaky expulsion of air....
The owner rang up the sale and said,
"that'll be fifty dollars."
"Fifty dollars ?!?! "
the woman exclaimed. "You just told me the reel was forty dollars
a moment ago !"
"Yes I did, said the owner,
"But that was for the reel.
The duck call is another $7.50 and the stink bait is $2.50."
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