My Name Is Ella

My good friend Scooter, promised she would help me.
You see everyday people are spreading these stories around
about me- that just are not true...
for instance :

How can you tell if I have been in your refrigerator ?

Come on, when was the last time you opened the door and saw
an elephant in your fridge ?

And- Why don't elephants ride bikes ?
jeepers, everyone knows we don't have thumbs to ring the bell !

And they think we can stand on a marshmallow !
so we won't fall into the hot chocolate....

And why do I paint my toenails red ?

To hide in cherry trees....
Aw come on...have you ever seen me in a cherry tree ?
NO ? Well then I guess I do hide pretty good !

I even had someone ask me why I have grey skin !
duh....to keep my insides together of course !

But that is not the worst part
there seems to be a rumor going around
that I am am deathly  afraid  of a little
mouse....
And that is absolutely NOT  TRUE...
WE  ARE  BEST  BUDDIES

*sighs*
Have A Great Day
and remember not to believe all you hear ...