1.)mayonnaise (i can't belive i typed the word)
2.)the numerous ways our President pronounces Abu Ghraib
3.)the President
4.)people with no common sense
5.)Hilary Duff
6.)"friends"
7.)show offs
8.)superstitions
9.)waking up early
10.)people that crack every single fricken knuckle that you can possibly humanly crack in you hands