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New Language Confounds Scientists and Look into the Past Make your home ID4 proof. Queen Launches War on SlugsNixons Black list

Deciphered Animal crackers to be renamed. U.N. cans cheese Apple Releases I-Car Iraq up for sale Russians Invade Canada Camelot Rediscovered

French worse off than before. Nike Merges with Mcdonalds. Supreme Court Bans Boy Bands. Mr .T takes leadership of Iraq.

Idiots and Morons two different Species. History Proves Royalty Killed For Food. Charlton Heston Ousted from NRA.

Ooompa band creates new dangers. Apple Computers and Kellogs Merge. Catapult to change name.

Archeologists discover Romans invented pick up lines. Disney buys Alcatraz. Garden gnomes fight war on terror.

Pillsbury Dough Boy's Cookie Crumbles. Mashed potatoes don't cure pink eye. Oyster Predict next disasters

New World Orders now popular on campuses. Nabisco unveils edible computer. Yassir Arafat goes into the Beauty Business

Freaks key to successful economy. Tortoise Graffiti. Animals who find their way home. Gerbils provide alternative fuel source.

Jerk repellent too successful. George Bush given the one ring. It's good to be bad this year. 2003 in review Caffeine Crisis!!

Ice cream headaches latest school yard terror. Geeks lead latest fashion trends. Bill Gates torches make a wish foundation.

Dirty Laundry Demands Cleanage. Marilyn Monroe Rises from the dead. Council of evil gets a face lift. Moon walk militia.

Glacier runs for parliament. RPNN rocked by plagerism!! Godzilla Invades France. Pirates of Karoake. Zombie Party. Lightning strikes.

Road Kill Cafe chain. Gingerbread trouble. You Suffer 2004. pt1 You Suffer 2004. pt2 Cuba to become themepark. You Suffer 2004. pt3

Stupid Criminals 1. You Suffer 2004. pt.4 You Suffer 2004. pt.5 Primates demand better movie roles. Apocolypse Later.

Titanic to be relaunched. Santa's elves predict shortfall. Predictions for 2005. Stupid Criminals 3 American Presidential Idol. World Battery Crisis. School Bus Racing Fails. Lutefisk powered car. Bubbles capture mississippi.

 

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