Hey, you probably think that this isn't real horoscopes, but it is! I actually get them from a site! Then just copy and paste it. But it would be easier for you 2 just go to my site then click on the horoscope link. Well it would b a lot easier. But do wat you want i replace the horoscopes everyday around 2 or 3! But here they are:
Aries March 21 - April 19
Not everything is a contest today -- so keep your competitive streak under control! No need to throw elbows just to score an extra point or get a little closer to a certain cutie. Someone will notice.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
Even though you may think someone's a complete wacko, you probably shouldn't tell them in those words. No need to be fake-sweet, but you could at least try for diplomacy.
Gemini May 21 - June 21
You might spend hours on the phone with your latest crush today. Better yet, perhaps the two of you can spend some quality one-on-one time together. If you can make a person laugh, you can probably get them to love you.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
Don't blow your money on new clothes or CDs if it's going to leave you with nothing in the budget for food or transportation. Be reasonable. You don't want to end up borrowing from friends or siblings.
Leo July 23 - August 22
Forget false modesty. You're all that and then some ... so why try to pretend you're a zero? If you do, people will probably think you're fishing for compliments.
Virgo August 23 - September 22
Just because your schedule is booked super-tight doesn't mean that other people are going to respect it. Give yourself plenty of room to reschedule today, or else you may end up flaking on someone for reasons that are completely out of your control.
Libra September 23 - October 22
It's a great time to hook up with friends and acquaintances. If no one else can figure out what to do with the day, you'll probably have a million ideas. If a plan's already in place, you'll know how to make it even better.
Scorpio October 23 - November 21
Be careful at work today. You might be getting pretty sick of your manager -- but this is probably not the time or place to tell them. Burning bridges is almost never a good idea.
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
Smaller risks might pay off today -- so don't be shy about hitting on that hottie or calling to check up on an application you sent last week. A cool, friendly attitude will get you in just about every door.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Everyone might think they could live your life better than you do -- but they really have no idea what goes on in your world. Try to laugh at them instead of getting defensive.
Aquarius January 20 - February 18
Don't try to tell your latest love how to behave. If you get too demanding, they might just take off. But if you let things take their course, you may be amazed at how well it all works out.
Pisces February 19 - March 20
Just because you're existing on protein bars or running three miles daily doesn't mean everyone else has to follow your example. Try to be happy doing your own thing, and let other people be happy doing theirs.
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