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From the Shire to CNN, this hobbit certainly has been There and Back Again.Armed with issues that are close to his hobbit heart, Dennis J. Kucinich was quick to earn the support of his Shire constituency:

These animals and forest peoples are even eager to leave the safety of their comfortable forest homes to show the United States media their faith in Mr. Kucinich--or, Bodo Deepdelver of Brockenborings as he is traditionally known.

And, as clearly witnessed in Bodo's press statements, he has these creatures' interests at heart, and obviously understands the true nature of how our universe works:

And, if Gandalf hadn't have said it first, Dennis probably would have said this, too:

And, as seen in this exclusive photo, Dennis Kucinich truly is doing his part to protect us from the evils of the world