You know you have been reading too much YnM when ...
You start to call on your shadow to attack people.
You start working on your very own secret potion to turn your pals Jane to
John and Jack to Jaq.
You salivate every time you see something sweet on the street and stare at
the goodies to no end until your crabby sibling is too embarrassed and has
to whack you on the head to drag you home.
You insist on calling upon your shikigamis to attack people who were rude
to you instead of merely telling them off and destroy a library or two in the
process (after it was rebuilt as you had destroyed it the last month or so).
You love cooking apple pies or spaghetti for your friend. Although they
start dying on you after sampling your cooking, you still insist on cooking
more saying your sister's receipe which you are relying on is great.
You start to see silver haired doctors around every corner or in your
dreams and start screaming "Keep away Muraki!" (but really I recommend that
your best course of action is to counter-attack by harassing him so much so he
stops stalking you and takes out a court injunction against you instead).
You start dressing up like Tsu - black de rigour no matter the occasion or
weather until even your more superstitious friends start avoiding you (to
Asians, black is the colour of mourning and bad luck).
You refuse to look people in the eye and start claiming to suffer from
"people sickness". When your concerned family and friends send you to the
shrink, you insist that you have telepathic powers which you must not reveal
or face the horrors of being locked in the basement by Hisoka's parents.
You wonder how the Shinigamis transit from the Meifu to the world and
have come up with enough options and material on this to write a thesis on
"teleportation".
You start fantasizing about how you will qualify as a Shinigami on death
instead of resting in peace like most other souls. (Creepy) And you decide
to pair up with [insert your favorite Shinigami's name].
