summer reading:
zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, robert pirsig.
boy, going solo, roald dahl.
siddhartha, knulp, rosshalde, steppenwolf, journey to the east, demian, wandering, hermann hesse.
being there, jerzy kosinsky.
on the loose, terry and renny russell.
the trouble with testosterone, sapolsky.
the prophet, kahlil gibran.
why is wesley willis the way he is?
what are the *real* words to 'sugar babe'?
why doesn't honey spoil?
who writes for yogi tea?
what do butterflies do in a rain storm?
what do cows say to each other when they moo?
do cows clean their bottoms?
how many mix tapes does kristin own which have 'climb to safety' and 'blackbird' on them?
what ever will become of #16? will she remember me?
are poisonous mushrooms tasty?
are marmots really stupid enough to fall into the outhouse toilet if you forget to close the lid?
can you survive for a week only on diet coke and nature valley granola bars?
why is liz phair such a frighteningly angry young woman?
who is this? barry manilow?
recently solved mysteries:
what is lightning?
what is thunder?
why do butterflies squirt us with their waste when we try to be nice to them and feed them?
what is the meaning behind led zeppelin's lyrics?
how do you cook on a wood burning stove?
what is the meaning of QUALITY?
how do you make bread?
do butterflies sleep?
how is the grateful dead's 'operator' linked to everything meaningful in life?
what materials do you use to make an emergency hacky sack?
how does one go about being a hick?
profound thoughts:
when is jolene going to add something else to this page?
corn + garbanzo beans + garlic salt + red wine vinegar + pepper = a really good snack
"i love you. that's why i don't eat you." -kristin
"wisdom becomes knowledge when it becomes your personal experience." -just one of the many 'intelligent' and 'enlightening' messages that yogi tea prints on its tea bags.
if you accidentally squash a butterfly in between your little toe and the strap of your sandal, it will feel really gooey. what's more, later that night it will come to get revenge on you in your nightmares.
when playing the mandolin, use a regular pick instead of a plastic bread tie.
other webpages to satisfy your appetite:
the lives of darrick and i collided one fateful day in september 1999, and the cosmos haven't recovered since.
without kristin, i would truly be a hermit.
