If you lie to us we'll
cheese1dude1man1: so argle my own freakin muff
Xx311x311x311xX: fine i will buy some fresh cold cuts from shop rite
cheese1dude1man1: thank you finally i will have some soap to wash
Xx311x311x311xX: i already said sorry i broke your glass kitten 5 days ago!
cheese1dude1man1: its ok! just never tell larry the secret again!
Xx311x311x311xX: listen, u have to stop about ned...HES DEAD
cheese1dude1man1: i kno he's dead but god, why can't i love you?
Xx311x311x311xX: because of yesterday when u threw the bagged watermelon at me
cheese1dude1man1: oh god, i'm so sorry! please dont murder the innocent lamb!
Xx311x311x311xX: you heard me...go clean up the grass
cheese1dude1man1: but please? please mom? everyone is getting socks! why can't i?
Xx311x311x311xX: because you're too young to eat that starburst candy damnit...clean out the rabbid skunks cage now
cheese1dude1man1: BUT AUNT GENE I THOUGHT I WAS PROTECTING YOU
Xx311x311x311xX: why the hell did you do that?!?! you knew i wanted to save that!
cheese1dude1man1: i thought the zombie would enjoy the buried treasure...please dont hurt me nice lady
Xx311x311x311xX: you dont even know about margey? ooo, im sorry...your mom's friend's uncle's daughter's mom did that
cheese1dude1man1: its ok but god, why does the train always kill the monkey that lives in the zoo with the dolphin but not the platapuss only if it was green but not yellow?
Xx311x311x311xX: how many times do i have to tell you.....the sign says FEED THE FREAKIN TICKS...NOT STICK THEM IN YOUR POCKET AND KEEP IT AS A PET AND FEED IT SALT AND PEPPER FOR LUNCH
cheese1dude1man1: BUT THERE'S A PROBLEM THERE...I DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ
Xx311x311x311xX: HARDY HAR HAR
cheese1dude1man1: yea yea yea my misery is funny yea yea yea
Xx311x311x311xX: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR DOG UP AND ASK IT TO SING THE THEME TO BATMAN SO U CAN MEMORIZE IT BECAUSE THE A'B'C'S ARE NOT WORKING FOR YOU
that right there is a typical conversation between the two of us
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