I AIN'T NEVER SEEN TWO DRUNKER PEOPLE
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN WHITEY DRINKING WATER. MUST BE VODKA.
I AINT NEVER PASSED OUT THAT HARD
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN A STRANGER COUPLE.
THAT'S JUST AN "I AIN'T NEVER"
I AIN'T NEVER BEEN SO SCREWED.
I AIN'T NEVER FIT BEHIND THAT STATUE, AND NEVER WILL
I AIN'T NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH A BULL
I AIN'T NEVER WORN A HAWAIIAN SHIRT IN A COWBOY BAR.
SHE AIN'T NEVER BRUSHED HER TEETH
HE AIN'T NEVER HAD SO MUCH FUN HUGGING A MEXICAN
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN GUNS LIKE THOSE
HE AIN'T NEVER DREAMED SO MUCH
HE AIN'T NEVER HAD A STRONGER DRINK THAN THAT ONE
SHE DIDN'T NEVER SEE IT COMING
DENNIS AIN'T NEVER HAD A BETTER VIEW
I AIN'T NEVER HAD A BETTER VIEW
I AIN'T NEVER
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN SUCH LONG ARMS
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN SUCH A GOOD LOOKING FLAMINGO
I AIN'T NEVER BEEN SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE
I AIN'T NEVER SEEN EARS LIKE THOSE
GOOD CAMERA WORK WHITEY
I'M RUNNING OUT OF "I AIN'T NEVERS." MAKE UP YOUR OWN.
HE'S PRETTY CLOSE TO DEAD
DON'T PUT YOUR HAND IN NEAL'S PIRANHA TANK!
IT'S TOO BAD MY SIX-PACK GOT CUT OUT OF THE PICTURE.
WHOOPS
A.A .MEETING ANYONE?
WHOOPS
POOR GIRL
GUESS WHO THAT IS
I'LL PASS ON THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE
THAT'S WHERE ALL MY MONEY GOES!!!
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