Linda: I had a decent song about ME!
Ooh...that hurt
Heather: Will you shut up, annoucer Josie! Geez...
Linda: Whats the matter, Mills? Can't take the pressure?
Heather: Oh bring it on...
Linda: I bet you dont even LOVE Paulie.
Heather: Sure I do!
Linda: I said Paul not Wallet!
Heather: Dont go there, Lady. At least I'm still ALIVE!
Linda: I wouldn't WANT to be alive, what with Paul ruining everything.
Heather: The only thing he's ruined is my silk blouse, he's BETTER OFF without you!
Linda: Oh, you think your sooo smart. Well, Fine then. Who's the president of Pakistan?
Heather: Thats easy. Paul told me this one. Prince William.
Linda: You dumb brunette, its Moushariff. But YOU wouldn't know that cause your a know nothing.
Heather: Who cares what the president is! Here's one for you BLOND. What does Paul like better, His Walrus outfit or his blue thingy.
Linda: You mean his Srgt Pepper outfit?
Heather: Whatever
Linda: Do you even know what Srgt Pepper IS?
Heather: Like, Ya! When Paul was in the army, that was his trainer, or something.
Linda: Uh, NO. It was an album by the Beatles! Duh!
Heather: What is WITH that Band! Everyone's obsessed with that! I think they suck, and their all ugly. Well except the tall one.
Linda: Paul?
Heather: I'm talking about the BEATLES. DUH!
Linda: I know a little more about the Beatles than you do.
Heather: Dude, quite with that band, okay. They suck anyhow.
Linda: You think so eh? Tell Paul that.
Heather: I DID! He told me to shut up.
Linda: Good.
Heather: Oh yea?
Linda: Yea!
Heather: Oh yea!?
Linda YEA! Heather: Well....At least I'm alive!
Linda: Oh come on... thats weak.
Heather: Your weak
Linda: Your weak!
Heather: You where a freak. Paul worships you, like your some sort of godess, but I can see your just a loser!
Linda: What's Pauls real name? He ought to have told you!
Heather: Duh! Its Walrus.
Linda: Uh, NO!
Heather: Then why is he always saying "I am the Walrus"?
Linda: Its a SONG you freak!
Heather: I am NOT a freak. If you dont like me, who cares? I'm richer, more famous, and prettier than you are!
Linda: You did NOT just go there.
Heather: I think I did
Linda: WHOA, She's "THINKING" now. Stand back, give her some room.
Heather: Your just mad cause Paul's FORGOTTEN you.
Linda: Then whats that shrine in the back of his house?
Heather: NOTHING!
Linda: Anyhow, I dont see how Paul can marry YOU
Heather: Oh? Why not?
Linda: Your just a dumb, wanna be blond, that isn't as cool as the rest of the Beatle wives or girlfriends.
Heather: GOD STOP WITH THE BEATLES ALREADY!!!
Linda: Paul was PART of the Beatles!!!!!!
Heather: *a new thought dawns.*
Heather: I GET IT! PAUL WAS A WALRUS AND HE MET THE BEATLES!!!
Linda: *shakes head*
Heather: I mean... Paul helped the Beatles with I am the Walrus?
Linda: Closer...
Heather: Paul hates you!!! I hate you!!! your just making fun of me!!!!
Linda: HA...HA...HA.
Heather: Anyway, dont blame me for marrying Paul.
Blame PAUL!
Linda: *thinks about this*
Linda: You know...we're just arguing about Paul, now that I think about it.
Heather: You know, your right.
*Both heads turn to Paul, sitting in the stands, munching on Popcorn.*
Paul: What? What?
*Linda and Heather Smile and run up to Paul and throw him into the trash can in the ally.*
Heather: Well, I still have to marry him you know.
Linda: I know I know. Why..dont you JOIN HIM!
*Using angel strength, she throws Heather in the trash too.*
Linda: My work here is done.
*Wings burst out and she flys away.*
Paul: I never realized how much I missed Linda. I can't marry you Heather.
*Paul walkes off.*
Heather: screw you!

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Heather has been defeted! Linda has won the match. Tune in next time for Eric Clapton vs George!