Yellow Submarine (1968)

Taglines: The forces of good! The forces of evil!, It's all in the mind y'know, Nothing Is Real.

Plot Outline: The Beatles agree to accompany Captain Fred in his Yellow Submarine and go to Pepperland to free it from the music hating Blue Meanies.

CREDITS (you might learn something new...) John Lennon .... John
Paul McCartney .... Paul
George Harrison .... George
Ringo Starr .... Ringo
Paul Angelis .... Chief Blue Meanie; Ringo
John Clive .... John
Geoffrey Hughes (I) .... Paul
Dick Emery .... Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D (Nowhere Man); Lord Mayor; Max
Lance Percival .... Young/Old Fred

Memorable Quotes from Yellow Submarine (1968)

Old Fred: Oh! Frankenstein!
Ringo: Yeah, I used to go out with his sister.
Old Fred: His sister?
Ringo: Yeah, Phyllis.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeremy Hillary Boob, PhD. (nowhere man): If I spoke prose you'd all find out
I don't know what I talk about.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul: Senile delinquents.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Fred: Now whatever you do, don't touch that button!
Ringo: Which button?
Old Fred: That button.
Ringo: This button? [presses the button and is ejected] Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Old Fred: That was the panic button.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John: It appears to be a group of fellas.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of whales.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John: Break the glass.
George: We can't!
Paul: It's Beatle-proof.
John: Nothing is Beatle-proof!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ringo: Look, it's Father Christmas!
Paul: That's not Father Christmas, that's Father Time.
Ringo: How'd you know that?
Paul: Well, I read it in a book.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John: It's blue glass.
George: Must be from Kentucky, then.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Ringo picks up a hole and puts it in his pocket.]
Ringo: I've got a hole in my pocket.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chief Meanie: Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched. Right, Max?
Max: Yes, Your Blueness.
Chief Meanie: WHAT?! We Meanies only take "no" for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie: That's better.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chief Meanie: A thing of beauty; destroy it forever!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Fred: Help! Help! Help!
Ringo: No thanks, don't need any.
Old Fred: Won't you please, please help me!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever.
Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now.
Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born lever-puller.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- John: Hey Ringo, I just had the strangest dream.
Ringo: I warned you not to eat on an empty stomach.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jeremy: Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo! So little time! So much to know!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Jeremy is writing with his foot.]
Jeremy: These are the footnotes for my nineteenth book. This is my standard procedure for doing it. And while I compose it, I'm also reviewing it!
John: ...Were your notices good?
Jeremy: It's my policy never to read my reviews.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chief Blue Meanie: It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where can we go?
Max: Argentina?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Paul: Look! There's a cyclops!
George: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a bicyclops then.
Chief Blue Meanie; Ringo: Look, there's another one! A whole cyclopedia!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Fred: All right then. Let's get this vessel shipshape.
Ringo: I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George: Yes, dey do look very nice, don't dey?
Ringo: Yes, dey do.
John: Dey do dough, don't dey?
George: Yes, dey do.
Ringo: Don't dey, dough?
George: Dough?
[Paul enters.] John: Fa-la. Dat dough!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ringo: Oh, your story has touched me heart. Jump in. We'll get me friends.
Old Fred: Oh, bless you.
Ringo: Did I sneeze?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My favorite part in all Beatledome happens in this movie. When paul walkes out of the room, straightens tie, catches the flowers and says "whats the matta fellas? Blue meanies?". God. I watched that part, like, 50 times.

Trivia

When the producers approached the Beatles about this film, the group, which hated the TV cartoon show of them, agreed to it only as a easy way of completing their movie contract. As such, they contributed only a few old songs and four quickly produced numbers, Only a Northern Song, Hey Bulldog, All Together Now, and It's All Too Much. However, when they saw the finished film, they were so impressed by it that they decided to appear in a short live action epilogue to the film.
THIS IS A RUMOUR.The Green apples that "bonked" Pepperland were actually a symbol of Apple Records, who they where mad at.


Songs

Yellow Submarine" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

"Hey Bulldog" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Sung to Threeheaded bulldog.

"Eleanor Rigby" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Sung when the Submarine flys through Liverpool

"Love You To" Written by George Harrison

"All Together Now" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Sung at the end and once in the movie.

"Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Sung before the sea of holes.

"Think For Yourself" Written by George Harrison

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Preformed to awake Pepperland and kill off meanies.

"With A Little Help From My Friends" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney Played for the heck of it!

"Baby You're A Rich Man" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

"All You Need Is Love" written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney To tell people why its easy to spell Glove. "All it is is love with a G."

"When I'm Sixty-Four" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney To say how long a minute is, or because they went forward in time. Either's good.

"Nowhere Man" Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney "What should we call him?"

"It's All Too Much" Written by George Harrison

"Only a Northern Song" Written by George Harrison Sopposedly about a prostiture. Makes sense tho. "It doesn't really matter what clothes I wear Or how I fare or if my hair is brown." It really doesn't if you pay them.


Crazy Credits for Yellow Submarine (1968)

Starring Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. :-B