- MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE: You discribe your day using Beatle songs. "I'm not, I so tired Tired, but more of a I'm only sleeping tired" or "I'm really happy! Not I feel fine happy, but more of All you need is love happy."

- Your friend names her right hand Paul. Thats for you, Sallie!

- Call your car a sumbarine or drive a beatle.

- When a person is mean you call them a Blue meanie

- You call loners nowhere men
- when people ask your name you say "well, if you want to get technical about it!"
- when someone asks where your going you say "I'm going a-paradin'!"
-When someone says something looks nice you say "yes they do, dont they? Yes, dey do look very nice, don't dey? Yes, dey do. Dey do dough, don't dey? Yes, dey do. Don't dey, dough? Dough?" and continiue till your friend slaps you in the face.
- You make Paul Braclets *Josie coughs*
- You sap all information about the beatles from your parents
- even your Friends go around singing "Picture yourself on a boat in a river" and you politly correct them.
- When your mom drives you somewhere, you say "Full speed ahead, Captian!"
- When someone asks where we should go say "Argentina?"
- The Union Jack is adorned around your house, mostly in your room.
- You insist that you REALLY ARE PAUL!
- You randomly say things like "Its all in the mind", "All you need is love", "Power to the People", and so on.
- When someone says A SINGLE LINE from a song, you begin to sing. example: I'm going to a party Friday night." "Friday night arrives without a suitcase..."
- You are as much a hippi as possible without getting constantly high and showering about once a month in the rain.
- You try to get three other friends to dress the same as you.
- You tell people to call you Paul.
- You've named your cat either Elenore Rigby, Penny Lane, Lady Maddona, Mr. Kite, Srgt. Pepper, Harrison, Lennon, Macca, or Starr. With two r's, mind you.
- Your family decided that bringing you to the circus isn't worth it anymore, since you WONT stop singing Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite.
- You want people to call you the celebrated Mr. K.
- Ob-la-di, ob-la-da!
- You insist that you ARE the walrus. God.
- -||- ARE the reancarnation of John Lennon.
- Fellas! Ask girls out with style. Sing "If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true, to ME!..."
- Merry Christmas and a happy new year are out. Say Merry Crimble and a very new year!
- British lingo fills your head, losing all american english you once knew.
- Dont call people druggies. Call em "Day trippers"
- When someone asks about your trip somewhere say "Standing on the dock of South-Hampton. Trying to get to Holland or France..."
- You live off of Jellie Babies.
- Screen name- McCartney2552. No! I'm not obsessed!
- You want to dress up like the Yellow Submariners for Halloween.
- You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather isn't trying to sabatoge everything, though you still keep an eye on him...
- You ask the people at Jergens' Jewellers for the biggest ruby ring money can buy.
- You run around screaming Paul's name for no reason at all.
- Everytime a new establishment opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of a cult thats after your jewelery.
-You take a look at your life... and decide you should be more like the Beatles. Seriously. Make a band, cut your hair...
- You go down to your local oriental food resterant to attempt to stop vicious cults from killing chefs.
- You sing the beatle songs in the shower.
- You carry a large picture of Paul or Ringo in your jacket... just in case.
-Your friends start talking about something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would John say in this situation...?".
- No one is looking, you sit down in front of the fireplace and attempt to conjure up the spirits of John and George (I saw it on TV, Okay!).
- You sit at your window, WAITING for Old Fred/Young Fred to take you away...
- You can't seem to ever get their songs out of your head (even in your dreams).
- You almost got fired cause your boss came by while you were writing a 15 page letter to Paul.
- You see too many similarities between you and John. - You start talking like a 60's chick for no particular reason. That's just like so fab! I got to get some gear hair clips for my barnet!
- You debate that you can fail all your classes, and still become a millionare to your parents. If John can do it, so can I!
- You wish you were a 21 year old in England...
- You can't eat soup with SEASONING, without breaking out laughing! "I always did like season in my soup!"
- You nickname your computer Braim E. He's just so organized!
- You are looking for a date, but are only interested in guys who have long black hair and always wear granny glasses.
- You sit in class and wish that you could be at home playing with your Beatle dolls.
- You are stuck on school homework, and you wish you had Neils phone number or Email address. If he's the Beatles servent, why can't he be mine!
- You watch copies of Yellow Submarine over and over and over...
- You make a tape of the Beatles songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'Yesterday' and cheer at the end of 'Revolution 1', out loud on the bus!
- Your notebooks have more Beatle Fanpics than notes!
- Your friend who is ALSO a Beatle freak says, "I think YOU're a little obsessed!".
- You're disecting blue birds in Anatomy class and you can't stop thinking of Max.
- You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and go to beatle sites.
- You start wondering if Pepperland might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the sea and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life under the sea, next to the sea of holes....
- You get into a fist fight, but before your enemy swings at you, you take the time to say..."GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!".
- You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different Beatle.
Yellow = Stuart
Red = Ringo (I know its pink)
Blue = Paul
Orange = George
Green = John
Brown = Brian

- You kidnap your neighbors white dog, paint it blue, and call it max OR steal your neighbors sheep dog and call it Martha.
- You think that, with practice, you too will be able to float off of high things and be able to say "Its all in the mind".
- You start taking Paul and Ringo into account while drawing up your plans for world domination. Ambassadors of cutness?
- While in chemistry class you decide to design safety goggles that look just like Paul's Srgt Pepper hat from Yellow Sub.
- While having dinner at an Oriental restaurant, you think you see Paul, out of the corner of your eye. After checking, it turns out it was just a tourist trapping belly dancer.
- You look up the name McCartney in the phone book. I found a Micheal McCartney that lives on St. Paul street! Seriously!!!
- You spend hours trying to do footnotes with your feet, And while you compose it, your also reviewing it! though it's you policy never to read you reviews.
- Your dream outfit looks exactly like the school girl's from HDN.
- Even your parrot or parakeet knows at least one song by heart.
- People hate you at disney world, since on the submarine ride you keep screaming, LET ME OUT! WHERE ALMOST TO THE SEA OF HOLES!!!!!!!
- You can't look at a feild without having the temptation to run around like crazy.
- You sell everything you have, and move to England. In hopes of finding Paul in the streets.
- Someone tells you, "You act, look, or sound, just like the Beatles". AND you take it as a Compliment!
- Your boyfriend thinks you love Paul more than him. AND HE'S RIGHT!
- You bother people on trains so that you can say "Give us a kiss".
- You develop a sudden attraction to guys with identical outfits.
- YOU LOVE THE BEATLES TOO MUCH? There's no such thing as loving the Beatles to much!!!!
- You hang upside-down from your feet, in an attempt to stretch your legs so you can be the 5'11' that Paul is.
- You consider having plastic surgery done, so you can look more like Ringo. There's no such thing as too big a nose!
- Sorry I hurt your backyard, mom.
- You completly agree to what your reading on this web page!
- You dress in blue, dye your hair blue, and wear blue contacts, just to be like Paul's Srgt Pepper outfit.
- You use Beatle posters as your wall paper in your room.
- You apply to MIT hoping that they'll "Want me to rule the world for them."
- Just before a test you stand up, point at the test paper and shout, "I dont need this! I'm having my Degree in woodwork!"
- You like The bath scene from HDN so much, you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths.
- You voluntarily go around calling yourself "Captain".
- You decide where to go for vacation, based on whether or not Paul's there vactioning too.
- You carry around a ringo cap.
- You can get up at 5:30 am to watch an interveiw with Ringo, but can't get to a 1:00 pm class on time.
- You check your trunk, just to make sure Ringo's not there.
- You start saying "Mc...." and your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've* been about to say something like: "McDonalds sounds great!"
- You get personalized license plates that say something like "MCCARTNEY", "LENNON", "BEATLES". I saw one once with HEY JUDE!
- You look up at the beach and you can't help but think of Pepperland.
- You see a Rolls Royce driving down the street and wonder if Paul's inside.
- When doing petty vandalism, you write SRGT PEPPER WAS HERE (ME!)
- You try to picture what married life will be like with your fiance, But all you can imagine is what life would be like married to Paul.
- You camp outside a bus stop PRAYING for the Magical Mystery tour to roll up.
- Your friends and family ask you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your craze.
- You wish that you were an resident of Pepperland, so that you could meet the Beatles face to face.
- You celebrate the Beatle's birthdays.
- While in History class, you are asked "What time period is considered the most influential to humanity?". Without hesitation you answer "The 60's".
- You start to think about... anything. And it always seems to turn into something to do with Beatles. - While watching Casablanca, when Victor Lazlo starts singing the French National anthem, you can't help but think of All you need is love. Bum ba bump bump bump bump BA ba bump bump bumpa bump bump bump ba...
- You try to present various speeches from the anthology in debate class.
- You refuse to be in any religion for fear that they might paint you red and kill you.
- It's the only reason you get up in the morning!
- You constantly pester your boyfriend to where a ringo cap so you can fantasize he's actually Ringo.
- While watching a concert, you suspect all the trumpets and trombones are saving Pepperland.
- You've actually done some of these!
- You hang your Paul pic from your cars rearview mirror.
- You get your degree and change your name so you are now Jeremy Hillery Boob, Ph.D.
- While playing a card game, you constantly wink at people and sing I should have known.
- Your e-mails 'signature' is Paul McCartney.
- To get a boyfriend, you say "when where you first attracted to me?".
- In crowded places you start to sing Lucy in the Sky with diamonds , in hopes of finding a fellow Beatlemaniac in the crowd.
- You know what a "Mac" is.
- You never wear a mac in the pouring rain!
- You print out this whole "You Know You Love The Beatles To Much When" page, to show it to your friends...
- You plan on naming your first child Paul, John, George or Ringo. If its a girl then its Paula, Johanna, Georgia, or... or...Um...
- You spend hours watching Beatles, frame by frame in an attempt to learn how to play the guitar.
- You actually *wake up* when your (oh-so captivating) history teacher starts talking about acheivments in the last 50 years.
- You would rather have a giant ruby ring, than all the diamonds in the world.
- You lose sleep over whether or not Paul and Heather are actually going to get married.
- You suggest the 60's to be the theme for your next dance.
- You wear heavy eye makeup, just like Patties.
- That guy you can't stand suddenly becomes irresistible all of a sudden just because he called you "Cheeky".
- You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYLTBTMW" for the very first time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Love The Beatles Too Much When!"
- When shopping for clothes, you ask yourself "Now, what would Pattie wear?".
- You are known in school as "The Beatle freak".
- You make your own Beatles web site.
- You do extensive research on the stability of blue glass.
- You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Yellow Submarine" video game.
- Your choir teacher says "All together now!" and you can hear yourself singing aloud "BLACK WHITE GREEN RED..."
- You can fit Beatles into ANY conversation.
- You have dreams about them. - You carry around a mini tape recorder and play the french national anthem whenever you enter a room.
- You check the yellow pages, looking for a cavern club.
- While driving a car, you put "Drive my car" on on full blast.
- Every time you hear Aerosmith's song "Pink" you can't help but think of Ringo.
- You can name off all of the Beatles names, middle names, nicknames, and roles played in movies, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.
- You can't look at the sky and NOT see a woman covered in diamonds.
- You buy granny glasses in hope you will be more witty.
- You try to figure out how to tell friends and family that the name you gave your sheep dog just isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Martha.
- You take the time to write e-mail to me to send possible suggestions for this page.
- Your favorite gum is the Wrigleys ever since Paul's adventure on the floor.
-You really want a Ringo cap so you can look like the dear boy.
- You use this YKYLTBTMW web page as a check list to see just how much of a Beatle Freak you are.
- You have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into Beatle fans.
- You take it upon yourself to create a Beatles board game.
- You turn your ken dolls into the fab four!
- You rename all your friends after various beatle people, whether they like it or not.
- You can play any beatle song on your flute. (ME!) C-E-G C-E-G C-E-G High C! (The song is Obla di!)
- You dream of George, instead of your boyfriend.
- You dream about one of their wives or girlfriends, instead of your girlfriend.
- You throw birthday parties for each Beatle, and even send them an invite!
- Whenever you get in an elevator, you have your friend hold your jewelery.
- Someone calls you big nosed and you take it as a compliment.
- You learn to cut glass so you can trap your Srgt Pepper dolls in a "beatle proof" glass.
- You plan on trying to become an sea biologist. Just so you can travel into the sea and search for the ruins of Pepperland.
- When in french class, you hear someone say "Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble" And you lift your head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Michelle my belle wasn't really the topic.
- You start calling good looking guys "Ab fab!".
- You can't figure out why the wrigley gum you just bought doesn't come with your own naked Paul.
- You fail a test at school because you can't concentrate on anything except John, but you don't even care because it makes you more like him when he was in school.
- You are dishing out Lots of Money, to get subtitled movies of Yellow Submarine, because apparently the japanise had some deleted parts!!!!!
- You see a Lucky Charms cereal commercial and your first thought is "Lucky's Irish, so that means that he's from the Uk...Kinda like Paul."
- It no longer bothers you that you are 40 years younger than the typical Beatle audience.
- You make up your own fanfics and watch them in your dreams.
- You are extremely jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to be named, John, George, Paul, Richard, Linda, or Patti.
- On a bad hair day, you tell people that this bad wig is stuck on good and tight.
- You are banned from Blockbuster for coming in every day and asking if you can borrow HDN/Yellow sub/magical mystery/let it be/Anthology, and when you have it, you check it out the minute you return it.
- You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Beatles site.
-You've decided not to go to the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't have guitar lessons, or at least an art class like Johnny took.
- You are leaving on vacation for a week. You ask a friend to take care of your dog, water the plants, etc... and OF COURSE collect all your beatle newsletters for you.
- You won't play cards anymore, because you keep getting depressed that no one is winking at you.
- Your physics term paper is on the aerodynamic properties of submarines.
- While at a school dance when some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by telling him that his snozz is so big, that he's tremblin' under the weight of it. Get back, honky cat. oh yeah.
- Your ideal husband would be one of the lads.
- You paint your video game controller yellow, cause if you tip it a certain way...
- Any time the slightest thing goes wrong, you make up some john lennon humor, and all is right once more.
- You mail order a brick from the origional Cavern Club, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs more than the brick itself.
- Accedently on a test your wrote "John Lennon" on the part your sopposed to put your name.
- You place a personal ad in the paper. 24 year old single female seeks young man that has long black hair and is good with the guitar.
- You get a job as a janitor at Abbey Studios. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the place and steal all beatle merchandice! "Oh, Paul put his guitar here once..." *walks off with chair"

- You find yourself saying "Fab!" constantly.

- You have a identification braclet (just like Paul's!) specially made for you. Sept that the name is MCCARTNEY

- On the back of your school notebooks you write in big letters "I AM THE WALRUS". When the kids at school see this they laugh at you. So you take out your cell phone and pretend to call Paul McCartney. Whos laughing NOW!?

- You force your friend (who's going to England) to sit through an hour long lecture on Beatles related thigns (including charts, diagrams, and color pictures) so she'll be prepared for her trip.

- Paul's mansion have hired guards to keep you out. They even have your picture! "Security breach #1"

- Ringo has a restraining order against you.

- You start comparing your ex-girlfriend with Jane Asher.

- You're in the mall with some friends and you see some really tacky outfits and you say "Only Patti could pull that outfit off." You then proceed to receive strange looks from all of your non-Beatly friends.

- You feel true love for the first time in your life. Problem is, he's been dead for almost 25 years!!

- You dump your boyfriend because his fake british accent you made him do, just an't cutting it.

- Someone teases you about liking The Beatles and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them... For they know not, what they are missing.

- "Fab" is suddenly your choice statement.

- You actually managed to convince your boyfriend that Paul is cute. You've said it so many times, its hard to think any other way!

- You become insanely jealous of Heather Mills.

- Even things that could have absolutly nothing in common to The beatles, suddenly seem like they're related (For Josie: James Bond, Napoleon...)

- You wake up, and can't remember anything about the previous day. You pretend you where slumming with John, and got a hangover. I wish!

- You spend 3 days of your 4 day trip to England, just Touching famous beatle stuff. "Oh, John must have touched this wall..."

- You Freak out when you notice that your gum wrapper disappeard. Damn! Missed him again!

- You start wondering what would happen if you knew everything about the beatles, then you scold yourself for thinking such a thing.

- A friend ask you 'Who would be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell her your ideal mate is 60 years old.

- You're introducing a serious presentation or lecture, and you suddenly hear the words coming out of your mouth, "Sittin about eh? Some have it dead easy."

- You get insanely jealous when someone says that they're more of a Beatle peetle than you are.

- Your boyfriend thinks that The Beatles is driving you apart, but you think it's improving your relationship. To prove so, you start singing 'Something' to him, and and he smiles and gives you a peck.

- You use the schools color laser printer to print out Beatle pictures, under the guise that it's for a school project about the sixties.

- You hear about a James Bond pictureshow, and you start saving tomatoes to throw at sean Connery. How DARE he say "Thats like listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"

- You redecorate your room to look just like The Beatle's from Help.

- You no longer say 'goodbye'. Just "Peace".

- You blow 3 months allowence in 45 minutes in a record store, on Beatle Christmas albums or anything related to the Beatles.

- Every time you hear the word 'The', you yell out "Beatles!"

- You're seeing a psychiatrist about your Beatle addiction, and end up getting him hooked too!

- You buy granny glasses, and pretend your John.

- Monotonous sounds like an engine humming or water dripping are starting to sound to you like Silly Love Songs.

- You cry every time you listen to "Yesterday". - Every time you see a cute guy, you say "Is it just me, or does he look like John/Paul/George/Ringo?!"

- You have constant debates with your beatle friends about whether Patti or Cynthia where the best wives.

- You moped around for weeks after Paul got engaged.

- Carton of eggs- $1.20. Tickets to Paul McCartney concert- $75. Seeing Heather mills totally trashed- Priceless.

- You even know the names of all the stage managers, film crews, luggage men...

- Your boyfriend dumps you after he finds a picture of Paulie in the heart shaped locket he gave you for Valentines Day.

Well thats all for now, give me some ideas!