Funny Lyrics!

Funny Lyrics! A thing I do because I've listend to the beatles so many times I even know when they sigh in the song! SO i use my rare moments of creativity and make a select few laugh. Here's just some I made up.

Josefin Has to clean. I sang this in the kitchen once, making it up as I go along.

Josefin, Everyone wants you to clean,
so you start up the washing machine,
oh your poor thing, Josefin.

Suddenly,
Daddy and Mommie come up to me,
Of Windex will I ever be free,
oh, Josefin your hands become blistery.

Why she have to clean?
I dont know, Her siblings wouldn't say.
She volenteers to much,
But now she cleans while she sings forte!

Josefin, chess is such an easy game to play,
but i still can't win, anyway.
Cause Josefin, has to clean.

Why she have to clean?
I dont know, Her siblings wouldn't say.
She volenteers to much,
But now she cleans while she sings forte!

Josefin, chess is such an easy game to play,
but i still can't win, anyway.
Cause Josefin, has to clean.

Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrruubb!


I was fasting, and I saw a picture of the BK broiler meal, So I made this song, finishing it when I got home.

There are Fast Foods I remember,
All my life, though some became bigger.
Some with more lettus and not for better.
Some where real good, and others dumber.
All these burgers have their tastes,
Like McDonalds with rubber meat.
And Wendys is just nasty,
In my Life, Burger King is neat.

Of all these burger places,
BK, has the best.
Though all the fat people flock there,
That pink sauce must be blessed.
Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for Happy Meal Toys, that are just fun.
I know I'll have them forever,
In my Life, BK is #1.

Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for Happy Meal Toys, that are just fun.
I know I'll have them forever,
In my Life, BK is #1.