Cats and Dogs
WHAT IS A CAT?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
WHAT IS A DOG?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
They are great at begging.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are tiny men in little fur coats.