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Past Opinion Articles
Article for the week of 7/11/06
A Sucker Born
By, Puns McKenna
Have you ever seen Harry Anderson’s Hello Sucker, comedy routine? Funny
stuff that. And have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe the logic
and wisdom behind his routine could apply to real life? Well if you have,
then you’d be correct. There truly is a sucker born every minute.
Isn’t it amazing how the lessons of life are couched in entertainment,
buried so deep, that we just accept them? Yes, that’s right! We can be
taught! Sure a number of the lesson’s we learn in life are due to some
unfortunate circumstances. However, for the most part, we learn the lessons
of life from our entertainment. Books, Newspapers, Magazines, Television,
Movies. Those are the mediums that we receive our entertainment in right?
Of course right!
So whilst we’re sitting there watching our movies and TV shows, we’re
also learning lessons. Some are good, some are bad. And the unfortunate
truth is that not everyone recognizes whether a lesson is good or bad.
Heck! For that matter not everyone recognizes that there are lessons being
conveyed by our entertainment.
According to Mr. Anderson, and no I’m not talkin about Neo from the Matrix.
According to Harry, there’s a sucker born every minute. I’m inclined to
agree. Everyone is a sucker at some point in their life, it’s how we learn
not to be so gullible. Have you ever seen those offers on TV for some
gadget or gizmo that say: “You’ll never need another one.”? Do you really
buy that? I don’t, but there are millions of people out there that do.
We see something that sparks our interest or piques our curiosity and
we almost immediately go for it. And why do we do that? Simple! Because
we’re easily swayed. Buying into whatever the snake oil salesmen are selling
is easy. It’s the logical approach that’s the hardest to master. Another
nugget of wisdom that Mr. Anderson hands out is this. There ain’t no such
thing as a free lunch. And he’s absolutely correct. Some one somewhere
has to pay for all those things that are advertised as being “free”.
So the next time you see something on TV that says “Free Trial” or “Buy
our product and get this absolutely free”. Caveat Emptor. Let the buyer
beware. And the next time you’re watching a movie or TV show, or reading
something in your favored form of print media. Take a close look at it,
and see if you can find the lesson. And always remember…
A Sucker is born every minute, and a Fool and his money were lucky to
get together in the first place. See? P.T. Barnum and Harry Anderson,
A couple of wise Hucksters.
We are
Nothing if not Something By, Paul Mann
(Editor and Pun Meister)
(Monotone voice) We are all individuals. We all think for ourselves
and do not the let the powers that be suggest to us otherwise. We are
not mindless robots. Beep.
If you’re expecting me to blast out some sort of hippy loving, tree hugging
left wing peace crap then you might want to stop reading now. Of course,
those of the super Colonel Klink, conservative right won’t like what I’ve
got to say either. Or maybe you will; that depends on how much of your
own person you really are. My mission this article: to have fun poking
at the world’s placeholders and time servers of our society. So be afraid,
be not afraid and feel free to make your own decisions.
Throughout our daily lives it’s often easy enough to settle into a routine.
Most of us don’t ask a lot of questions as long as we are just getting
by. We shuffle from home to work or school throwing in a variety of trips
to places such as the supermarket and maybe the occasional 2,000 calorie
hunk of mass produced fast food. Yet, one has to wonder how many of us
are actually happy with our lives. Are we simply taking the most convenient
spot in the line or are we attempting to achieve something in the drudgery?
I’m not sure what inspired genius came up with the phrase “don’t rock
the boat,” but I really would like to towel-whip that person until my
arms popped off. It’s this kind of attitude that keeps people in place.
It’s all well and dandy to live and “get by,” but for goodness sake, set
a few outward goals and actually given them a try. If you have dreams,
don’t count them as foolish, live them. Don’t be afraid to rock the boat,
falling out does not mean you will never get back in. (Unless you are
eaten by a shark, but that’s another matter.)
But Mr. Humor Columnist, we have a family and bills to pay so you don’t
have any business telling us what we can and cannot do. Bull crap. I can
tell you what to do till Ralph Nader wins the presidency, but it won’t
make a bit of difference unless you try for yourself. I’m not sure how
many times I’ve heard how people feel they are stuck in a situation and
continue to make themselves miserable because they’ve fixed themselves
with a no exit strategy. How do you know unless you try?
Now I’m not saying that people have to drop what they are doing and change
their lives completely. Some people barely need a change at all. Sometimes
it’s just adding that one additional element to their lives. Want to be
a writer? Put those fingers to the keyboard. Want to spend more time with
your kids? Get your butt out of the chair. Want to invent a new fishing
lure? Get in that garage already. Want to learn to dance? Well go on and
shake that groove thing. Want to be a humor columnist? Um…. I’ll get back
to you on that. Nothing is earned if you don’t make the first move.
I could keep going and lampoon the effortless, but I’ve got my own life
to live. (That and I don’t want to be late for work) Are you living yours?
What have you done lately, what have you achieved, are you just going
to sit there and not make your situation any better? I can’t make anyone
not be a time server or space saver, but I can offer you at least one
motivational poke in the side. After all if we never take our chances
we might as well believe that we are nothing without something.
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