Past Entertainment Articles.

Article for the week of 3/21/05


Really Pathetic Melodies
Can you watch this (To the tune of have you seen her)
By, Paul Mann Editor and Weirdo

(Spoken)
I was just thinking the other day
How I like seeing a flick
But now I canít stand most releases
At the local theater-it makes me sick

And to see these horrible titles
For both children and adults (yuck)
Itís horrible, Hollywoodís lack of material
But I need to see something, some way

They just donít get the picture
The sequels can be so lame
Sure, I laugh, make a few puns
But even the bad jokes are the same

I know I canít avoid the theater
ĎThough week after week Iíve tried
I tell myself watch some TV
But last time I felt like I diedÖ

(Sing)
Oh, I see this crap everywhere I look
The second ring, cursed or the notebook
Can you watch this?
Tell me, can you watch this?

Halle trashes all our heroes
Kitty Woman and Storm really blows
Can you watch this?
Tell me, can you watch this?

Why, oh, why
Did they have to ruin movie timeÖ
Oh-please-no, Iíve had enough of the versus hack jobs
And Iím tired
Boy, am I tired. (Of this crap)

Land before all time should be cut off
Littlefoot, his buds donít need 10 parts
Can you watch this?
Tell me, can you watch this?
Oh look, Keanu stars in a travesty
Maybe he should stick to Bill and Ted part three.
Can you watch this?
Tell me, Can you watch this?

Why, Steve, Why
Did you sell your soul to Tom Cruise?
Oh-oy-vey itís just wrong what you did with E.T.
And those scripts
Such awful scripts. (Like A.I.)

(Spoken)
As another movie closes the door
Iím looking for resolution or something
Anything not to suffer anymore
With all the good classics I see
Iím still not a satisfied viewer
Iíd rather sit at home
Instead of impailing my brain with a skewer.

Can you watch this?
Tell me, can you watch this? (Tell me, can you watch this?)
Can you watch this?
Tell me, can you watch this? (Tell me, can you watch this?)






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