Light Bulb Jokes
- How many Jewish mother-in-laws does it take to change a light bulb? >
>That's all right, I'll just sit here in the dark.
- How many Shaalvim
guys does it take to change a light bulb? > >Ten. One to change it, and
nine to sing and dance with Chaim Dovid over the joy of adding a "new
light to the world" - - - How many Gush guys does it take to
change a lightbulb? >> The Rambam doesnt hold of lightbulbs.
- How many
HaKotel guys does it take to change a lightbulb? >>: one....To call the
front desk.
- How many Mevaseret guys does it take to change a
lightbulb? >>: That question wasnt on the SAT's.
- How
many Lev Abe guys does it take to change a lightbulb? >>: Gotta ask the
Head Counsler.
- How many Bais guys does it take to change a
lightbulb? >>: five.... One to do it, 4 others to fake it.
- How many Brovenders girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>: Two....b'chavrusa!! >>: - How many Sharfmans girls does it take to
change a lightbulb? >>: Question is irrelevant, she cant fit in the room.
- How many Lev Aryeh guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>: sorry, not enough guys. - - How many Sharfmans girls
does it take to change a lightbulb? >>: Is that regular or LITE bulb?
- How man Reishit guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>: Why should we change it? it was Neve's fault.
- How
many Midreshet girls does it take to change a lightbulb? >>: One. She
holds on to it and the world revolves around her.
- How many
Mercaz guys does it take to change a light bulb? >>: Six...one to change
it and five to make the Tshirts
- How many Brovenders' girls
does it take to change a light bulb? > >That's irrelevant; we can still do
it better than the boys can.
- How many Gush guys does it take to
change a light bulb? > >None, he'd call a Brovenders girl to do it for
him.
- How many MMY girls does it take to change a light bulb? >
>Two. One to change it and one to phone Daddy for >instructions.
- How many Michlala girls does it take to change a lght bulb?
> >And that, girls, is why you need to find a shidduch now.
- How many KBY guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to stand guard
while the other two unscrew it from a shana alef Israeli's room.
- How many Merkaz (Hatorah) guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change
it and One to take his shirt to get restarched.
- How many Lev Abe
guys does it take to change lightbulb? None-we're never in Yeshiva anyways.
- How many Keser Dovid Guys does it take to change a
lightbulb? >3. One to see if this room has a ceiling, one to find a nice
mishpocha with lightbulbs to spare, and one to wonder why he didn't just go to
Chofetz Chaim.
- How many Chofetz CHaim guys does it tkae to change
lightbulb? >Let's Study this question B'Iyun...
- How many Medrash
Shmuewl Guys does it take to change a lightbulb? >What me? Change Lightbulb?
- How many Sharfmans girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>: Is that regular or LITE bulb?
- How man Reishit guys
does it take to change a lightbulb? >>: Why should we change it? it was
Neve's fault.
- How many Gush guys does it take to change a
lightbulb? One to ask the rosh yeshiva how and one to write an 80 page halachic
dissertation on changing lightbulbs in the 20th century and what Thomas Edison
and the Rugitchover had in common.
- How many Michlala girls does it take to
change a lightbulb? One to look for a telecard one to look for the switch and one to call her
botyfriend in KBY to find out which direction to turn it.
- How many
Sharfman's Girls does it take to change a lightbulb? That was a lightbulb? I
thought it was a cupcake!
- How many BJJ girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Maybe our shabbos hosts will buy us a new one.
- How many Bnos Chava girls
does it take to change a lightbulb? This girls, is a true lesson in being a real
baalas habayis. I want you to take serious notes this shabbos-pay close
attention to how the hostess turns on the sink.
- How many ToMo guys does it
take to change a lightbulb? I'll use my flashlight.
- How many OJ guys does
it take to change a lightbulb? "Nai Nai Nai...."
- How many
Shaalavim guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Rav Yammer is coming! (Nai
Nai Nai...)
- How many MMY girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Who has
time to learn such narishkeit?
- How many Brovenders girls does it take to
change a lightbulb? Of course we can change lightbulbs. Just as easily as men
can. Even better.
- How many Neve Girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Call the maintenace
- How many Nevei guys does it take to chage a lightbub?
Was that a BUD light-bulb?
- How many Midreshet girls does it take to change
a lightbulb? Daddy is sending a new one by FEDEX.
- How many MTV girls does
it take to change a lightbulb? Hold on i have to put in my other earrings.
- How
many Michlala girls does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought YOU were gonna
do it!
- How many Reishit guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go
find a website on lightbulbs.
- How many Seminar girls does it take to change
a light bulb? > >Ten. One to change it and 9 to say tehillim.
- How
many Neve girls does it take to change the light bulb? > >Ten. One to
change it and nine to say 'I saw the light, I saw the light'.
- How many Orot
girls does it take to change a light bulb? > >The light bulb's fine; the
problem is that nothing works properly >unless it's in Eretz Yisrael.
- How many KBY guys does it take to change a light bulb? > >Ten. One to
change it and nine to kill the Arabs who sabotaged it in the first place.
- How many YU guys does it take to change a lightbulb? >
Commentator Exclusive: Dr. Cwilich give Honors Seminar in the physical dynamics
of Light-Rav Kahn Lashes out against the project-Students don't really give a
****.
- How many Stern Girls Does it take to change a lightbulb? >The Light
Bulb Club will be holding a special event in the Koch Room to discuss Lightbulbs.
All students in attendance will get a cutsey flashlight as a free gift.
- How many Touro guys does it take to change a lightbulb? >6. One to fix
it, one to hold the camera, and 4 to pose by the computers for the newspaper ad.
- How many Touro girls does it take to change a lightbulb? >NOW do you
understand why I simply must be married BEFORE this summer?
- How many Mossad agents
does it take to change a light bulb? > >Light bulb? There was no light
bulb.
- How many Shim Bet operatives does it take to change a light bulb?
> >We ask the questions around here.
- How many psychologists does
it take to change a light bulb? > >Only one, but it takes a lot of time,
costs alot of money and the light >has to really want to change.
- How
many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb? > >The light bulb
doesn't need changing, it's the system that does.
- How many Merkaz (Hatorah) guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change
it and One to take his shirt to get restarched.
- How many ToMo guys does it take change
a lightbulb? I'll use my flashlight
Author's Note: None of these jokes are mine and I don't agree with
them, they are just here to entertain. If they don't entertain you, I'm sorry,
you can always check out the other jokes.
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