| Who | What | Where | When | Why | |
| Jackie Chan | Softball | Laundromat | July 2001 | The perks | |
| OJ | Mab Libs | Starved Rock State Park | August 2001 | Delicious | |
| Walt Whitman | The Draft | Orlando | September 2001 | Hope | |
| Vincent van Gogh | Layoff | U of I | October 2001 | Needs | |
| Peter Abelard | Options | NYC | November 2001 | Because I can | |
| Parents | Antenna | IKEA | December 2001 | I'm on a budget | |
| Romeo and Juliet | Mission Statement | Oakton Community College | January 2002 | I don't understand | |
| Adam Vinatieri | Black History Month | Barnes & Noble | February 2002 | Chemistry | |
| J. Alfred Prufrock | One Shining Moment | The Barricade | March 2002 | More interesting | |
| Impostor | Itinerary | Underground Burrows | April 2002 | Need to get away | |
| George W. Bush | Ode To Joy | Margaritaville | May 2002 | It'll be worth it | |
| Bob Dylan | The World Cup | Under the Mattress | June 2002 | It is raining frogs | |
| King David | The Food Chain | Elephant Graveyard | July 2002 | Post hoc | |
| Helen Keller | Magic 8-Ball | Lake Geneva | August 2002 | To prevent emergency | |
| William Butler Yeats | Spider | Lawn | September 2002 | For laughing | |
| Pocahontas | Children's Books | The Honda Dealership | October 2002 | Time stopped | |
| The Natural | Riddles | The Nile | November 2002 | Walk by faith | |
| A Child | Poster | Heaven | December 2002 | I didn't really need to | |
| Macbeth | Snowboarding | Lawndale | January 2003 | I must be gifted | |
| Samuel Taylor Coleridge | DTR | The Middle of the Ocean | February 2003 | Nor any drop to drink | |
| David Mamet | Chair | General Hospital | March 2003 | Don't leave anyone behind | |
| Walter Mondale | MCAT | In the Arena | April 2003 | It was love, actually | |
| Isaiah | Herpes | U of C Travel Clinic | May 2003 | Gloria in excelsis Deo | |
| East Timor Chase | The Road Not Taken | East Timor | June 2003 | Luke 9:25 | |
| East Timor | July 2003 | ||||
| Missionaries | Anything You Wanted | East Timor | August 2003 | I could eat again later | |
| Joni Mitchell | Say Anything | Clearbrook | September 2003 | I remember it well | |
| Friedrich Nietzsche | The Cubs | Ann Arbor | October 2003 | Because I am His child | |
| Dylan Thomas | The Circus | St. Louis | November 2003 | It's really going to happen | |
| Holly Golightly | The Raven | Washington DC | December 2003 | I hope they save the world | |
| Persbyterians | The Metamorphosis | Vacuum | January 2004 | Is gloriously radiant | |
| Alexander the Great | Fatalism | Classic Bowl | February 2004 | It was going to be okay | |
| Terrell Owens | Hula-hoop | The Sunlit Heights | March 2004 | I am tired of being me | |
| Chad Michael Murray | Scars | UIC | April 2004 | I'm done crying | |
| Gollum/Smeagol | Infomercials | Troy | May 2004 | It matters to me | |
| D.H. Lawrence | Hinduism | Los Angeles | June 2004 | This 'Sheed Is Unbelievable | |
| Billy Beane | Stars | The Night Sky | July 2004 | More to the story | |
