Thoughts to Ponder...
The Ancient Greeks and Romans were excellent at figuring out tough questions. However, they are all dead. So they have left theese questions for YOU to ponder
This is the page where all the interesting thoughts you have ever thought or have ever wanted to are put down in writting. Can you feel the vibes of curiosity on your sceen computer?!? Ahh...we thought so. Now, become one with your inner thoughts and ponder these random questions. (Or, if you don't feel the vibes this is just something to do when you're bored)
1. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
3. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
4. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
5. If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
6. And whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
7. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him....Is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide.. ..is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?
12. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued do they garnish his wages?
14. Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
15. Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
16. Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
17. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
18. Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
21. If combobulated isn't a word but discombobulated is, how can we discombobulated in the first place?
22. Why are there so many sylibals in monosylabic?
23. If safeway is opened 24/7 why are there locks on the door?
24. If aliens are so smart why do they always obduct stupid people?
25. How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
26. And if it can't, then why is it called a woodchuck?
27. What really did come first the chicken or the egg?
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