Ames and Al

Here it is, the inevitable Ames and Al website. Did you really think that we wouldn't think of this? C'mon!! You should know us better than that. Anyways, this site is mostly to inform you about what's been happening lately.. Trials and tribulations.. successes and triumps.. Yeah and I'm sure you're thinking "who is typing this?? Ames and Al don't know those kind of words." Well we used the aide of a dictionary to help us here.. Just kidding, c'mon people give us some credit. Yeah, anyways, the site is just getting started so it may not be perfect yet, but since it's about us, it's about as damn near perfect as you're gonna be able to find. Enjoy! By the way, while you're here, sign our slambook!
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Our Future Aspirations

• In reality, Ames and Al have both chosen the careers they plan on going for. Ames would like to major in theatre and secondary education in theatre at Albion College and wants to become a drama teacher. Al wants to become an appraiser and will most likely go to Indiana Wesleyan University. However, both Ames and Al also have false aspirations and that's what this list mostly is.
• Ames- President of the United States
• Al- Vice President of the United States
• Ames and Al Show. One in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one at night.
• Justices of the Peace
• Boxcar Ames and Al
• Lamas.. haha NOT Llamas, I said Lamas.
• Ames- Hippie
• Al- Hobo
• Can't remember what else but I'm sure there's a whole lot more than just these jobs. We do have way too much time on our hands.
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• What we would do to the White House if we were President and Vice President
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• Change the S and Z around in the alphabet so it's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRZTUVWXYS
• Export and ban circus peanuts and tea.
• Who really likes the color white?? It's so bland.. Well now it's going to be the Orange House
• And what's with the pentagon? It's now going to be a concave decagon. AKA: A star
• We need more hippies.. we'll have people on the front lawn holding signs that say 'No Nukes!' Also, Leo from That 70's Show on the front lawn
• So what about the Lincoln Bedroom? We want a Linkin Bedroom filled with nothing but paper chain links and a Lincoln Log Bedroom made out of.. you guessed it.. Lincoln Logs!
• A Huge room with a big swing in the middle.. Who doesn't want one of those?
• A huge garden in the back shaped like a peace sign.. And a rock garden
• Tie-dyed curtains
• Clone people we like so there are a lot of them
• Instead of deporting people.. We'll depart them!

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