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When I met Weird Al, that fateful day, he was on fire. I watched him as he ran in circles, screaming " Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!, I got the marble in the oatmeal, Gimme' a drink from the fire hose!! Please, Help , Aaaahhhhhhh!!", and such stuff as that. When suddenly, Micheal Richards ( a.k.a. Stanley Spedowsky ) shot him with a hose and Weird Al wouldn't even give me an autograph because I didn't help him. Well I was sad and I jumped off the top of an ice cream truck and flew away ( Yes I can fly!! ). As hard as it may be to believe, Dr. Demento exploded and Devo all had epilectic seizures and the end of the world came. Weird Al was the only survivor and lived on to a ripe old age, sad and lonely. Then, the munchkins from Oz, sang and rejoiced for a year. ( Don't say this doesn't make sense, you just don't understand! ) Well, that was the end of the day and I just went home and went to bed.
( If you were wondering I dreamt of tangerines! )

The point of me is to be me. If I try to be what I am not, I wouldn't be me, I'd be one of those fad-following, gun-toting, zebra-tupping, cold soup-eating, snake-licking, brain-tasting, grape-smuggling, penguin-poking, friend-hurting, dog-teasing, child-beating, straw-drinking, floor-waxing, money-wasting, hair-coloring, beach-going, boat-riding, cat-kicking, flame-eating, smurf-chasing, spork-breaking, panda-caging, clone-making, fruit-smashing, cereal-sniffing, squirrel-shaving, butt-kissing, flag-burning, grapejuice-drinking, goat-tackling, smelly-farting, Zeus-worshiping, cheese-throwing, planner-using, God-forsaken Oafs! No offense. :)

If I can say one truth about life, I say: It isn't easy. I've been through things, always get through them, because I have friends. Friends are what holds life together. I don't care how independent one thinks they can be, but they can't live life happily without friends. Some find friends easy to come by, but true friends do one sure thing; when you are away, they miss you. That is when I know a true friend. I need to learn to keep my mind on my friends. They want so much for me and think so much of me; I need to take hold of what I have and let it carry me to greatness. That is what they wish and that is what I'll do. My future is a bright and clear one, as long as I have my friends by my side.
Life is good. Love is all it needs.

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