Jokes

I only got one list of jokes but its all pickup lines for guys

Pickup lines for guys

• The word of the day is Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
• How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.
• I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• [Grab his/her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken??
• Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
• All those curves, and me with no brakes.