Ten Things I Hate About Life
Top Five Porno Sites
www.iwantsome.com: more f-ck for your buck
www.mikesmith.com: the horniest guy in the world
www.hewitt.com: the second horniest guy in the world
www.john'shot.com: you know what i'm talking about
www.billclinton.com: free prostitutes!!!!
If you're not hot, go away. If you've got it goin' on, then sit down and stay a while. If I offended anyone on this website, I have two excuses: 1) I'm high on Pez right now 2) You probably deserve it anyways Anyways, you're all pansies(Eileen told me so). Mike, you may be "too sexy for your shirt" but I love you in that $2 Froot of the Loom shirt. For the sake of your own sanity, I decided to add a little when I'm not totally high. I'm Ashley, if you were stupidly unaware of that, and this is my depressing web page. If you came here to check it out, you've just wasted five minutes of your life. hahaha . . .but if you actually enjoyed it, e-mail me at AshCool27@aol.com. If you are planning to kill me, please make an appointment at least a week in advance. P.S. the suicide note is under my bed, somewhere. . .Hasta nunca! And if all else fails: Hit the balls and kick the ass, therefore, you have both sides covered!
