I sure hope you are at least 16! Some of these jokes are nasty or just not for young'uns! If you have any good jokes, please send them! So if you are not 16+, please leave
NOW, or I'll get ya!
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN (hint! hint guys!)
Compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her (in good ways),
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
hold her,
go to the ends of the Earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring beer.