Pretending To Work

As an employee, you need a strategy for survival.
You need to develop your ability to appear PRODUCTIVE without actually expending time or energy.

1. those who work hard regardless of the compensation (IDIOTS)
2. those who avoid work, thus appearing lazy (IDIOTS)
3. those who avoid work while somehow appearing to be productive
(CONTENTED EMPLOYEES)

How to pretend ? here are some tips :