MAKE YOUR OWN TRANSACTION Eventually the inevitable misbalance of a statement occurs. In the past, accountants have just padded it with a category named other, ignored it and prayed it would pass unnoticed, or spent long nights tracking down the problem. Now there is a better solution : fake it.

To use this new technique, all you need to do is choose an item from the first column, an item from the second, and an item from the third. The result is a transaction name that sounds so real you can simply throw it into the hole and no one will notice. However, for larger amounts, one would be wise to create a couple of pseudo-transactions to spread the error across. Finally, for an even better disguise, create pseudo-transactions that point to other pseudo-transactions that reference real ones, then no one will be able to track down the error. So, now that you have been properly prepared, it's time to get started.

Make Your Own Transaction
Accrue	Accumulated	Assets
Amortize	Common	Cash
Apply	Current	Cost
Credit	Direct	Debts
Debit	Fixed	Deposits
Defer	Gross	Earnings
Deplete	Indirect	Equipment
Depreciate	Long Term	Expenses
Finance	Net	Goodwill
Incur	Ongoing	Income
Issue	Operating	Liabilities
Pay Off	Retained	Payments
Sell	Short Term	Revenue
Withhold	Total	Stocks
Write Off	Variable	Taxes

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