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Flunking Math


Are you going to flunk math?

An interesting and complex question. In order to determine the answer, please answer the following simple questions:

1. Greens are better farklers (farkleberry collectors, of course) than most Purples. However, in a farkling competition in which the income of the Greens is equal to the income of the Purples, the matches are standoffs. Farkling ability has been demonstrated by independent researchers to have a possible connection with diet. The Greens have more money than the Purples and can afford better farkling instruction. The most promising approach to equalisation of farkling ability would probably be to:
(a) Provide farkling ability dietary ingredients to the Purples.
(b) Equalise the wealth by giving enough Green money to Purples.
(c) Make sure the Purples have sufficient nourishment for good health.
(d) Obtain better farkling teachers and equipment for the Purples.

2. All people who eat custard greatly love puzzles. Some people who eat custard are famous. Some famous people are Anteater spies. Therefore:
(a) All people who eat custard become famous.
(b) All Anteater spies are puzzling.
(c) Some famous people greatly love puzzles.
(d) Some custard eaters are also Anteater spies. (Death to the Anteaters! Long live the great Hippo empire!)

3. If seven belly dancers can lose a total of 20 kilograms in eight hours of dancing, how many more belly dancers would be needed to lose a total of 20 kilograms in only four hours provided the new dancers shed weight only half as fast as the original seven?

4. Have you ever stopped to consider how much the basic design concept of the Bourbon biscuit owes to that of the Custard Cream? (Discuss)

Result : If you're spending your time doing silly questionnaires instead of revising, then yes, you're probably going to flunk.


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