• a Mexican
  1. His first name was Jesus
  2. He was bilingual
  3. He was always being harassed by the authorities
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• Black
  1. He called everybody "brother"
  2. He liked Gospel
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• Jewish
  1. He went into His Father's business
  2. He lived at home until he was 33
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• Italian
  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He used olive oil
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• a Californian
  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot
  3. He started a new religion
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• Irish
  1. He never got married
  2. He was always telling stories
  3. He loved green pastures
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

• a Woman
  1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
  2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
  3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up again, because there was more work to do
  ... But then there were equally good arguments that ...

Diana Deno

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