10 - Not so Big; Not so Blue; Still IBM
9 - Hey, Remember Us?
8 - At IBM, We waste more talent than most companies ever have!
7 - We're IBM and you'd never have talked that way about us 10 years ago.
6 - IBM: Bringing yesterday's technology to today's economy.
5 - Don't kid yourself; we invented ALL the buzz words!
4 - When our stock is overvalued; we do something about it!
3 - Well, we never actually said we knew what we were doing.
2 - Honk if you bought a PCjr!
And the number one slogan for the new IBM:
1 - IBM: Laying off Thousands and Passing the Savings on to You!

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