You might be a Redneck ...- You ever cut your grass and found a car.
- You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
- Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
- You burn your yard rather than mow it.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
- Your entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
- You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
- You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
- You hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
- Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
- There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
- You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
- The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
- Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
- You've ever financed a tattoo.
- You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
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People hear your car a long time before they see it.
- You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
- You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
- Hitchhikers won't get in the car with you.
- You call your boss "dude".
- You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
- You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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Country Humor
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Redneck Humor
