11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
--- Capt. E.J. Smith of HMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
--- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
--- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
--- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
--- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
--- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
--- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
--- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers ... My ass!"
--- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
--- Bill Clinton, 1996
and a drum roll ................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
--- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
