Real-Estate Terms - Real Meaning- Sophisticated City Living - next to a noisy bar
- Old Wolrd Charm - Has some woodwork, needs cleaning
- Contemporary Feeling - Has no woodwork, needs cleaning
- Close to Lakes - Impossible to park on street from April to October
- Picturesque setting - Abandoned cars and waist-high weeds on neighbors lots
- Wide Open Floor Plan - previous owner removed supporting walls
- Updated Kitchen - Sink no longer overflows
- Security System -neighbor has dog
- Needs TLC - major structural damage
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Motivated Seller - been on market for 14 years
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Convenient - next to freeway onramp
- Mint condition - spilled mouthwash on floor
- Neutral Decor - No murals of nudes or Elvis
- Move-in Condition - front door missing
- Cozy - no room bigger than 9'x 6'
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Light, Open spaces - many holes in walls
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Outstanding - sticks out like a sore thumb ...
